The List of Chat Acronyms & Text Message Shorthand

• !I have a comment
• *$Starbucks
• ,!!!!talk to the hand
• 02Your (or my) two cents worth, also seen as m.02
• 10Qthank you
• 1174Nude club
• 121One to one
• 1337Elite -or- leet -or- L337
• 143I love you
• 1432I Love You Too
• 14AA41One for All and All for One
• 182I hate you
• 190 hand
• 20Location
• 2B or not 2BTo Be Or Not To Be
• 2b@To Be At
• 2BZ4UQTToo Busy For You Cutey
• 2G2B4GToo Good To Be Forgotten
• 2G2BTToo Good To Be True
• 2moroTomorrow
• 2niteTonight
• 2U2To You Too
• 303Mom
• 404I haven't a clue
• 411Information
• 420Marijuana
• 459I love you
• 4COLFor Crying Out Loud
• 4EAEForEver And Ever
• 4evaforever
• 4everForever
• 4NRForeigner
• 4QF*** You
• 511Too much information
• 53XSex
• 5FS5 Finger Salute
• 8Oral sex
• 831I Love You
• 86Out of, over, to get rid of, or kicked out
• 9Parent is watching
• 99Parent is no longer watching
• ::poof::i'm gone
• <3heart
• ?I have a question
• ?^hook up?
• @+At Plus
• @TEOTDAt The End Of The Day
• A/S/L/PAge/Sex/Location/Picture
• A3Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
• AAAAAAmerican Association Against Acronym Abuse
• AAFAs A Friend -or- Always And Forever
• AAKAsleep At Keyboard
• AAMOFAs A Matter Of Fact
• AAMOIAs A Matter Of Interest
• AARAt Any Rate
• AAR8At Any Rate
• AASAlive And Smiling
• AATKAlways At The Keyboard
• AAYFAs Always, Your Friend
• ABAss Backwards
• ab/abtabout
• ABITHIWTITBA Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
• ABT2About To
• ACDAlt Control Delete
• ACEAccess Control Entry
• ACKAcknowledgement
• ACORNA Completely Obsessive Really Nutty person
• ADADAnother Day Another Dollar
• ADBBAll Done Bye Bye
• addyaddress
• ADIHAnother Day In Hell
• ADIPAnother Day In Paradise
• ADNAdvanced Digital Network -or- Any Day Now
• ADRAddress
• ADVDAdvised
• AEAPAs Early As Possible
• AFAGAYA Friend As Good As You
• AFAHMASPA Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
• AFAICAs Far As I'm Concerned
• AFAICSAs Far As I Can See
• AFAICTAs Far As I Can Tell
• AFAIKAs Far As I Know
• AFAIRAs Far As I Remember
• AFAIUAs Far As I Understand
• AFAIUIAs Far As I Understand It
• AFAPAs Far As Possible
• AFAYCAs Far As You're Concerned
• AFCAway From Computer
• AFDNAny F***ing Day Now
• AFGOAnother F***ing Growth Opportunity
• AFIAAAs Far As I Am Aware
• AFINIAFIA Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed
• AFJApril Fools Joke
• AFKAway From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill
• AFPOEA Fresh Pair Of Eyes
• AFTAbout F***ing Time
• AFZAcronym Free Zone
• AGBAlmost Good Bridge
• AGKWEAnd God Knows What Else
• AIAMUAnd I'm A Monkey's Uncle
• aightall right
• AIHAs It Happens
• AIMBAs I Mentioned Before
• AIMPAlways In My Prayers
• AISBAs I Said Before
• AISEAs I Said Earlier
• AISIAs I See It
• AITRAdult In The Room
• AKA or a.k.a.Also Known As
• ALAPAs Late As Possible
• alconAll Concerned
• ALOLActually Laughing Out Loud
• ALOTBSOLAlways Look On The Bright Side Of Life
• ALTGAct Locally, Think Globally
• AMAPAs Many As Possible -or- As Much As Possible
• AMBWAll My Best Wishes
• AMFAdios Mother F***er
• AMLAll My Love
• AMRMTYFTSAll My Roommates Thank You For The Show
• ANFAWFOSAnd Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
• ANFSCDAnd Now For Something Completely Different
• ANGBAlmost Nearly Good Bridge
• AOASAll Of A Sudden
• AOBAbuse Of Bandwidth
• AONApropos Of Nothing
• AORAgency On Record
• APApple Pie
• ARAction Required
• ASApe Sh** -or- Another Subject
• ASAFPAs Soon As F***ing Possible
• ASAMOFAs A Matter Of Fact
• ASAPAs Soon As Possible
• ASAYGTAs Soon As You Get This
• ASLAge/Sex/Location
• ASLMHAge/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
• ATABAin't That A Bitch
• ATCAny Two Cards
• ATMAt The Moment -or- Asynchronous Transfer Mode -or- Automated Teller Machine
• ATSLAlong The Same Line
• ATSTAt The Same Time
• ATWAll The Web -or- Around The Web -or- All The Way
• ATWDAgree That We Disagree
• AUNTAnd U Know This
• AUNTMAnd U Know This Man
• AWCAfter While, Crocodile
• AWGTHTGTTAAre We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
• AWHFYAre We Having Fun Yet?
• AWLTPAvoiding Work Like The Plague
• AWNIACAll We Need Is Another Chair
• AWOLAbsent Without Leave
• AWTTWA Word To The Wise
• AYCAren't You Clever -or- Aren't You Cheeky
• AYCEAll You Can Eat
• AYKAs You Know
• AYORAt Your Own Risk
• AYSOSAre You Stupid Or Something
• AYTMTBAnd You're Telling Me This Because
• AYVAre You Vertical?
• B&FBack and Forth
• B/CBecause
• B4Before
• B4NBye For Now
• B4UBefore You
• B4YKIBefore You Know It
• BABYBeing Annoyed By You
• BACBad Ass Chick
• BAGBusting A Gut -or- Big Ass Grin
• BAKBack At Keyboard
• BAMFBad Ass Mother F***er
• bananacode word for penis
• BARBBuy Abroad but Rent in Britain
• BAUBusiness As Usual
• BBBe Back -or- Buzzard Breath
• BB4NBye Bye for Now
• BBAMFICBig Bad Ass Mother F***er In Charge
• BBBBye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief
• BBBGBye Bye Be Good
• BBFBBMBody By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
• BBFNBye Bye for Now
• BBIABBe Back In A Bit
• BBIAFBe Back In A Few
• BBIASBe Back In A Sec
• BBIAWBe Back In A While
• BBLBe Back Later
• BBMFICBig Bad Mother F***er In Charge
• BBRBurnt Beyond Repair
• BBSBe Back Soon -or Bulletin Board Service
• BBSDBe Back Soon Darling
• BBSLBe Back Sooner or Later
• BBTBe Back Tomorrow
• BBWBig Beautiful Woman
• BCBecause
• BCBGBon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cu Belle Geulle
• BCBSBig Company, Big School
• BCNUBe Seeing You
• bcozbecause
• BDBig Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain
• BDBI5MBusy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes
• BDCBig Dumb Company -or- Big Dot Com
• BDNBig Damn Number
• BEGBig Evil Grin
• beosNudge
• BFBoyfriend -or- Best Friend
• BFDBig F***ing Deal
• BFEBum F*** Egypt
• BFFBest Friends Forever
• BFFNBest Friends For Now
• BFFTTEBest Friends Forever Til The End
• BFNBye For Now
• BFRBig F***ing Rock
• BGBe Good
• BHAGBig Hairy Audacious Goal
• BHGBig Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl
• BHIMBGOBloody Hell, I Must Be Getting Old
• BHOFBald Headed Old Fart
• BIBusiness Intelligence
• BI5Back In Five
• BIBIBye Bye
• BIBOBeer In, Beer Out
• BIFBasis In Fact -or- Before I Forget
• BILBrother-In-Law -or- Boss Is Listening
• BIOBring It On
• BIOIYABreak It Off In Your Ass
• BIONBelieve It Or Not
• BIOYEBlow It Out Your Ear
• BIOYIOPBlow It Out Your I/O Port
• BIOYNBlow it Out Your Nose
• BITCHBasically In The Clear Homey
• BITDBack In The Day
• BITFOBBring It The F*** On, Bitch
• BJBlow Job
• BKABetter Known As
• BLBelly Laughing
• BLBBLBBack Like Bull, Brain Like Bird
• BlkbryBlackberry
• BMByte Me
• BMFBad Mother F***er
• BMGWLBusting My Gut With Laughter
• BMOCBig Man On Campus
• BMOFBite Me Old Fart
• BMOTAByte Me On The Ass
• BMSBaby Making Sex
• BNDNBeen Nowhere Done Nothing
• BNFBig Name Fan
• BOBug Off -or- Body Odor
• BOBBattery Operated Boyfriend
• BOBFOCBody Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch
• BOCTAAEBut Of Course There Are Always Exceptions
• BOFHBastard Operator From Hell
• BOHICABend Over Here It Comes Again
• BONBelieve it Or Not
• bookit means cool
• BOTECBack Of The Envelope Calculation
• BOTOHBut On The Other Hand
• BPLMBig Person Little Mind
• BRBathroom
• BRBBe Right Back
• BRICBrazil, Russia, India, China
• BRTBe Right There
• BSBig Smile -or- Bull Sh** -or- Brain Strain
• BSAAWBig Smile And A Wink
• BSBD&NEBook Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience
• BSEGBig Sh** Eating Grin
• BSFBut Seriously, Folks
• BSODBlue Screen of Death
• BTByte This
• BTABut Then Again -or- Before The Attacks
• BTDBored To Death
• BTDTBeen There Done That
• BTDTGTSBeen There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
• BTFOBack The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over
• BTHOOMBeats The Heck Out Of Me
• BTNBetter Than Nothing
• BTOIYABe There Or It's Your Ass
• BTSOOMBeats The Sh** Out Of Me
• BTTTBack To The Top -or- Bump To The Top
• BTWBy The Way
• BTWBOBe There With Bells On
• BTWITIAILWUBy The Way I Think I Am In Love With You
• BUFFBig Ugly Fat F***
• buhbyebye
• BWBest Wishes
• BWDIKBut What Do I Know
• BWLBursting With Laughter
• BWOBlack, White or Other
• BWTMBut Wait, There's More
• BYKTBut You Knew That
• BYOABring Your Own Advil
• BYOBBring Your Own Bottle -or- Bring Your Own Beer
• BYOWBuild Your Own Website -or- Bring Your Own Wine
• BZBusy
• c yasee ya
• C&GChuckly and Grin
• C-PSleepy
• C-TCity
• C/PCross Post
• C/SChange of Subject
• C4NCiao For Now
• CAACCool As A Cucumber
• CASCrack A Smile
• CBChat Brat -or- Coffee Break -or Call Back
• CBBCan't Be Bothered
• CBFCan't Be F***ed
• CBJCovered Blow Job
• CD9Code 9 - it means parents are around
• CFCoffee Freak
• CFVCall For Vote
• CHAClick Here Asshole
• CIAOGoodbye (in Italian)
• CICOCoffee In, Coffee Out
• CICYHWCan I Copy Your Home Work
• CIDConsider It Done -or- Crying In Disgrace
• CILCheck In Later
• CINBAClad In Naught But Air
• CLMCareer Limiting Move
• CMCall Me
• CMAPCover My Ass Partner
• CMFCount My Fingers
• CMIWCorrect Me if I'm Wrong
• CMUCrack Me Up
• CNPContinued in Next Post
• COBClose Of Business
• COBRASCome On By Right After School
• CODChange Of Dressing
• Cof$Church of Scientology
• CofSChurch of Scientology
• COSChange Of Subject
• CQRTSecurity
• CRAFTCan't Remember A F***ing Thing
• CRAPCheap Redundant Assorted Products
• CRATCan't Remember A Thing
• CRAWSCan't Remember Anything Worth A Sh**
• CRBCome Right Back
• CRBTCrying Real Big Tears
• CRDCaucasian Rhythm Disorder -or- Deficiency
• CRDTCHCKCredit Check
• CRSCan't Remember Sh**
• CRTLACan't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym
• CSCareer Suicide
• CSACool Sweet Awesome
• CSLCan't Stop Laughing
• CSNChuckle, Snicker, Grin
• CTCan't Talk
• CTACall To Action
• CTCCare To Chat -or- Contact -or- Choking The Chicken
• CTFOCome The F*** On
• CTMQChuckle To Myself Quietly
• CTOCheck This Out
• CUSee You -or- Cracking Up
• CU46See You For Sex
• CUATUSee You Around The Universe
• CUL8RSee You Later
• CULASee You Later Alligator
• CUNSSee You In School
• CUOLSee You OnLine
• CUWTACatch Up With The Acronyms
• CUZBecause
• CWOTComplete Waste Of Time
• CWYLChat With You Later
• CXCancelled
• CYCalm Yourself
• CYACover Your Ass -or- See Ya
• CYECheck your Email
• CYLSee You Later
• CYMCheck Your Mail
• CYOSee You Online
• CYTSee You Tomorrow
• D&MDeep & Meaningful
• d/cdisconnected
• d00ddude, also seen as dood
• dathere
• DAMHIKTDon't Ask Me How I Know That
• DARFCDucking And Running For Cover
• DBADoing Business As
• DBABAIDon't Be A Bitch About It
• DBDDon't Be Dumb
• DBEYRDon't Believe Everything You Read
• DDDue Diligence
• DDSOSDifferent Day, Same Old Sh**
• defDefinitely
• DEGTDon't Even Go There
• demthem
• DENIALDon't Even Notice I Am Lying
• desethese
• DETIDon't Even Think It
• dewddude
• deythey
• DFDear Friend
• DFIKDarn If I Know
• DFLADisenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA)
• DGADon't Go Anywhere
• DGTDon't Go There
• DGTGDon't Go There Girlfriend
• DGYFDamn Girl You're Fine
• DHDear Husband
• DHYBDon't Hold Your Breath
• DIAFDie In A Fire
• DICDrunk In Charge
• DIKUDo I Know You?
• DILLIGADDo I Look Like I Give A Damn
• DILLIGASDo I Look Like I Give A Sh**
• DINKDouble Incomes, No Kids
• DIRFTDo It Right the First Time
• DISTODid I Say That Outloud?
• DITRDancing In The Rain
• dittosame here
• DITYIDDid I Tell You I'm Distressed
• DIYDo It Yourself
• DKDCDon't Know Don't Care
• DLDown Low -or- Download -or- Dead Link
• DLTBBBDon't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
• DLTMDon't Lie To Me
• DMIDon't Mention It
• DNBL8Do Not Be Late
• DNCDoes Not Compute
• DNDDo Not Disturb
• DNPMPLDamn Near Pissed My Pants Laughing
• DOCDrug Of Choice
• DOEDepends On Experience
• DOEIGoodbye (in Dutch)
• DORDDepartment Of Redundancy Department
• DPDomestic Partner
• dpsDamage Per Second
• DPUPDon't Poop Your Pants
• DQMOTDon't Quote Me On This
• DQYDJDon't Quit Your Day Job
• DRBDirty Rat Bastard
• DRIBDon't Read If Busy
• DSTR8Damn Straight
• DTCDeep Throaty Chuckle
• DTRTDo The Right Thing
• DUIDriving Under the Influence
• DUMDo You Masturbate?
• DUNADon't Use No Acronyms
• dunnoi don't know
• DURSDamn You Are Sexy
• DUSLDo You Scream Loud?
• DUSTDid You See That?
• DWBDon't Write Back
• DWBHDon't Worry Be Happy
• DWIDriving While Intoxicated
• DWPKOTLDeep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips
• DWSDriving While Stupid
• DWWWISurfing the World Wide Web while intoxicated
• DWYMDoes What You Mean
• DYFMDude You Fascinate Me
• DYHABDo You Have A Boyfriend?
• DYHAGDo You Have A Girlfriend
• DYJHIWDon't You Just Hate It When...
• DYLIDo You Love It?
• DYOFDWDo Your Own F***ing Dirty Work
• DYSTSOTTDid You See The Size Of That Thing
• E123Easy as One, Two, Three
• E2HOEach to His/Her Own
• EAKEating at Keyboard
• EAPFSEverything About Pittsburgh F***ing Sucks
• EEElectronic Emission
• EE or EEsEmployee -or- Employees
• effinF***ing
• EFTElectronic Funds Transfer
• EGEvil Grin
• ELEvil Laugh
• EMExcuse Me
• EMAE-Mail Address
• EMFBIExcuse Me For Butting In
• EMFJIExcuse Me For Jumping In
• EMIExcuse My Ignorance
• EMLEmail Me Later
• EMRTWEvil Monkey's Rule The World
• EMSGE-Mail Message
• EODEnd Of Day -or- End Of Discussion
• EOLEnd Of Life
• EOMEnd Of Message
• EOTEnd Of Thread (meaning: end of discussion)
• ESADEat Sh** And Die
• ESADYFAEat Sh** And Die You F***ing Asshole
• ESEMEDEvery Second Every Minute Every Day
• ESHExperience, Strength, and Hope
• ESMFEat Sh** Mother F***er
• ESOEquipment Smarter than Operator
• ETAEstimated Time of Arrival -or- Edited To Add
• ETLAETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA)
• every1everyone
• EVRE1Every One
• EWIE-mailing While Intoxicated
• EZEasy
• F2FFace-to-Face
• FABFeatures Attributes Benefits
• FAHF***ing A Hot
• FAPF***ing A Pissed
• FAQLFrequently Asked Questions List
• FASBFast Ass Son Bitchii
• FAWCFor Anyone Who Cares
• FAWOMFTFrequently Argued Waste Of My F***ing Time
• FAYF*** All Y'all
• FBF*** Buddy -or- FaceBook
• FBIF***ing Brilliant Idea -or- Female Body Inspector
• FBKSFailure Between Keyboard and Seat
• FBOCDFacebook Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
• FCFSFirst Come, First Served
• FCOLFor Crying Out Loud
• FDGBFall Down Go Boom
• FEFatal Error
• FEARForget Everything And Run -or- Face Everything And Recover
• FFFriends Forever
• FF&PNFresh Fields and Pastures New
• FFSFor F*** Sake
• FGDAIFuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It
• FIFF*** I'm Funny
• FIFOFirst In, First Out
• FIGSFrench, Italian, German, Spanish
• FIIKF*** If I Know
• FILFather-In-Law
• FILFFather I'd Like to F***
• FILTHFailed In London, Try Hong Kong
• FINEF***ed up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional
• FISHFirst in, Still Here
• FITBFill In The Blanks
• FLAFour Letter Acronym
• FLUIDF***ing Look it Up, I Did
• FMLTWIAF*** Me Like The Whore I Am
• FMTYEWTKFar More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
• FMUTAF*** Me Up The Ass
• FNGF***ing New Guy
• FOF*** Off
• FOADF*** Off And Die
• FOAFFriend Of A Friend
• FOAGF*** Off And Google
• FOCFree of Charge
• FOFLFalling on Floor Laughing
• FOGCFear Of Getting Caught
• FOLFond of Leather
• FOMCFell Off My Chair
• FOMCLFalling Off My Chair Laughing
• FORDFound On Road Dead -or- Fixed Or Repaired Daily -or- F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
• FOSFull Of Sh**
• FOUOFor Official Use Only
• FREDF***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device
• FSFor Sale
• FSBOFor Sale By Owner
• FSRFor Some Reason
• FSUF*** Sh** Up
• FTASBFaster Than A Speeding Bullet
• FTBOMHFrom The Bottom Of My Heart
• FTEFull Time Employee
• FTFF*** That's Funny -or- Face To Face
• FTFOIFor The Fun Of It -or- For The F*** Of It
• FTLFaster Than Light
• FTLOGFor The Love Of God
• FTNF*** That Noise
• FTRFor The Record
• FTRFF*** That's Really Funny
• FTTBFor The Time Being
• FTWFor The Win -or- F*** The World
• FU2F*** You Too
• FUBARF***ed Up Beyond All Recognition (or Repair)
• FUBBF***ed Up Beyond Belief
• FUDFear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
• FUJIMOF*** You Jack I'm Movin' On
• FUMF***ed Up Mess
• FURTBFilled Up and Ready To Burst
• FWBFriends With Benefits
• FWDForward
• FWIWFor What It's Worth
• FWOTF***ing Waste Of Time
• FYAFor Your Amusement
• FYEFor Your Edification
• FYEOFor Your Eyes Only
• FYFFrom Your Friend
• FYIFor Your Information
• FYIFVF*** You I'm Fully Vested
• FYLTGEFrom Your Lips To Gods Ears
• FYMFor Your Misinformation
• FYSBIGTBABNFasten Your Seat Belts It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night
• GGuess -or- Grin -or- Giggle
• G1Good One
• G2GGot to Go
• G2GLYSGot To Go Love Ya So
• G4IGo For It
• G4NGood For Nothing
• GAGo Ahead
• GABGetting A Beer
• GAFLGet A F***ing Life
• GAFYKGet Away From Your Keyboard
• GAGFIGives A Gay First Impression
• GAHOYGet A Hold Of Yourself
• GALGet A Life
• GALGALGive A Little Get A Little
• GALHERGet A Load of Her
• GALHIMGet A Load of Him
• GANBGetting Another Beer
• GAPGot A Pic? -or- Gay Ass People
• GASGot A Second?
• gawdgod
• GBGood Bridge
• GBGGreat Big Grin
• GBHGreat Big Hug
• GBTWGet Back To Work
• GCGood Crib
• GD&RGrinning, Ducking and Running
• GD&RFGrinning, Ducking and Running Fast
• GDIGod Damn It -or- God Damn Independent
• GDWGrin, Duck and Wave
• GFGirlfriend
• GFFGo F***ing Figure
• GFIGo For It
• GFNGone For Now
• GFONGood For One Night
• GFRGrim File Reaper
• GFTDGone For The Day
• GFYGood For You -or- Go F*** Yourself -or- Go Find Yourself
• GFYMFGo F*** Yourself Mother F***er
• GGGood Game -or- Gotta Go -or- Giggling
• GGAGood Game All
• GGGGGod, God, God, God
• GGNGotta Go Now
• GGOHGotta Get Out of Here
• GGPGotta Go Pee
• GGYGo Google Yourself
• GHMGod Help Me
• GIGoogle It
• GICGift In Crib
• GIDKGee I Don't Know
• GIGOGarbage In, Garbage Out
• GILFGrandmother I'd Like to F***
• GIWISTGee, I Wish I'd Said That
• GJGood Job
• GJPGood Job Partner
• GLGood Luck -or- Get Lost
• GLAGood Luck All
• GLBGood Looking Boy
• GLBTGay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender - also seen as LBGT
• GLGGood Looking Girl
• GLGHGood Luck and Good Hunting
• GLYASDIGod Loves You And So Do I
• GMGood Morning -or- Good Move
• GMABGive Me A Break
• GMAFBGive Me A F***ing Break
• GMTAGreat Minds Think Alike
• GMTFTGreat Minds Think For Themselves
• GNGood Night
• GNBLFYGot Nothing But Love For You
• GNOCGet Naked On Cam
• GNSDGood Night Sweet Dreams
• GOIGet Over It
• GOKGod Only Knows
• GOLGiggling Out Loud
• GOOD jobGet Out Of Debt job
• GOSGay Or Straight
• GOWIGet On With It
• GOYHHGet Off Your High Horse
• GR&DGrinning Running And Ducking
• GR2BRGood Riddance To Bad Rubbish
• GR8Great
• GRASGenerally Recognized As Safe
• gratzCongratulations
• grrlzgirls, also seen as grrl
• GRRRGrowling
• GSCGimme Some Credit
• GSOASGo Sit On A Snake
• GSOHGood Sense Of Humor
• GSYJDWURMNKHGood Seeing You, Just Don't Wear Your Monkey Hat
• GTGood Try
• GTFOGet The F*** Out
• GTFOOHGet The F*** Out Of Here
• GTGGot To Go
• GTGBGot To Go, Bye
• GTGPGot To Go Pee
• GTHGo To Hell
• GTKGood To Know
• GTMGiggle To Myself
• GTRMGoing To Read Mail
• GTSYGlad To See You
• GUDGeographically UnDesirable
• guvmentgovernment, also seen as guvmint, gumint
• GWIGet With It
• GWSGet Well Soon
• GYHOOYAGet Your Head Out Of Your Ass
• GYPOGet Your Pants Off
• H&KHugs and Kisses
• h/oHold On
• h/pHold Please
• H2SHere To Stay
• H4UHot For You
• H4XX0RHacker -or- To Be Hacked
• H9Husband in room
• HADVDHave Advised
• hag1have a good one
• HAGDHave a Great Day
• HAGNHave A Good Night
• HAGOHave A Good One
• HAKHugs And Kisses
• HANDHave a Nice Day
• HARHit And Run
• HAWTLWHello And Welcome To Last Week
• HBHurry Back
• HBASTDHitting Bottom And Starting To Dig
• HBBHip Beyond Belief
• HBIBHot But Inappropriate Boy
• HBICHead Bitch In Charge
• HBUHow Bout You?
• HCCHoly Computer Crap
• HDHold
• HFHello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith
• HHISHanging Head In Shame
• HHO1/2KHa Ha, Only Half Kidding
• HHOJHa-Ha, Only Joking
• HHOKHa Ha, Only Kidding
• HHOSHa-Ha, Only Serious
• HHTYAYHappy Holidays To You And Yours
• Hi 5HIgh Five
• HIGHow's It Going
• HIHHope It Helps
• HIOOCHelp, I'm Out Of Coffee
• HITAKSHang In There And Keep Smiling
• HMFICHead MOFO In Charge
• HMUHit Me Up
• HNTIHow Nice That/This Is
• HNTWHow Nice That Was
• HNYHappy New Year
• HOHang On -or- Hold On
• HOHAHOllywood HAcker
• HOICHold On, I'm Coming
• HOYEWHanging On Your Every Word
• HPHigher Power
• HPOAHot Piece Of Ass
• HPPOHighest Paid Person in Office
• HSIKHow Should I Know
• HTHi There
• HTBHang The Bastards
• HTHHope This (or That) Helps
• HTNOTHHit The Nail On The Head
• HUHook Up
• HUAHeads Up Ace -or- Head Up Ass
• HUDHow You Doing?
• HUGZHugs
• huhwhat
• HUYAHead Up Your Ass
• HWGAHere We Go Again
• I 1-D-RI Wonder
• I <3 UI Love You
• i h8 iti hate it
• I&IIntercourse & Inebriation
• I-D-LIdeal
• IACIn Any Case -or- I Am Confused -or- If Anyone Cares
• IAEIn Any Event
• IAGTKOMI Ain't Got That Kind Of Money
• IAITSIt's All In The Subject
• IANACI Am Not A Crook
• IANADBIPOOTVI Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV
• IANAEI Am Not An Expert
• IANALI Am Not A Lawyer
• IANNNGCI Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties
• IASAP4UI Always Say A Prayer For You
• IATI Am Tired
• IAWI Agree With -or- In Accordance With
• IAYMI Am Your Master
• IBGYBGI'll Be Gone, You'll Be Gone
• IBIWISII'll Believe It When I See It
• IBKIdiot Behind Keyboard
• IBRBI'll Be Right Back
• IBTIn Between Technology
• IBTCItty Bitty Titty Committee
• IBTDI Beg To Differ
• IBTLIn Before The Lock
• ICIndependant Contractor -or- In Character -or- I See
• ICBWI Could Be Wrong
• ICBWICBMIt Could Be Worse, It Could Be Me
• ICWI Can't Wait
• ICYCIn Case You're Curious -or- In Case You Care
• ID10TIdiot
• IDCI Don't Care
• IDGADI Don't Give A Damn
• IDGAFI Don't Give A F***
• IDGARAI Don't Give A Rats Ass
• IDGII Don't Get It -or- I Don't Get Involved
• IDKI Don't Know
• IDK, my BFF JillI Don't Know, my Best Friend Forever Jill
• IDKYI Don't Know You
• IDMIt Does Not Matter
• IDRKI Don't Really Know
• IDSTI Didn't Say That
• IDTAI Did That Already
• IDTSI Don't Think So
• IEFIt's Esther's Fault
• IF/IBIn the Front -or- In the Back
• IFABI Found A Bug
• IFUI F***ed Up
• IGGPI Gotta Go Pee
• IGTPI Get The Point
• IGWSIt Goes Without Saying
• IGWSTIt Goes Without Saying That
• IGYHTBTI Guess You Had To Be There
• IHAI Hate Acronyms
• IHAIMI Have Another Instant Message
• IHNOI Have No Opinion
• IHTFPI Have Truly Found Paradise -or- I Hate This F***ing Place
• IHUI Hear You
• IIABDFIIf It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It
• IIIOIntel Inside, Idiot Outside
• IIMADIf It Makes An(y) Difference
• IINMIf I'm Not Mistaken
• IIRIf I Remember -or- If I Recall
• IIRCIf I Remember Correctly -or- If I Recall Correctly
• IITIs It Tight?
• IITLYTOIf It's Too Loud You're Too Old
• IITMIt's In The Mail
• IITYWIMWYBMADIf I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
• IITYWYBMADIf I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink
• IIWMIf It Were Me
• IJPMPI Just Pissed My Pants
• IJSI'm Just Saying...
• IJWTKI Just Want To Know
• IJWTSI Just Want To Say
• IKALOPLTI Know A Lot Of People Like That
• IKRI Know, Right?
• IKWYMI Know What You Mean
• IKYABWAII Know You Are But What Am I?
• ILAI Love Acronyms
• ILF/MDI Love Female/Male Dominance
• ILICISCOMKI Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
• ILMJI Love My Job
• ILUI Love You
• ILUAAFI Love You As A Friend
• ILYI Love You
• IMInstant Messaging -or- Immediate Message
• IM2BZ2PI aM Too Busy To (even) Pee
• IMAI Might Add
• IMAOIn My Arrogant Opinion
• IMCOIn My Considered Opinion
• IMEIn My Experience
• IMEZRUI Am Easy, Are You?
• IMGCI Might Get Caught
• IMHEIUOIn My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion
• IMHOIn My Humble Opinion
• IMJSI'M Just Saying
• IMNERHOIn My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion
• IMNSHOIn My Not So Humble Opinion
• IMOIn My Opinion
• IMOOIn My Own Opinion
• IMPOVIn My Point Of View
• IMRI Mean Really
• IMRUI Am, Are You?
• IMSI Am Sorry
• INBDIt's No Big Deal
• INMPIt's Not My Problem
• INNWIf Not Now, When
• INPOIn No Particular Order
• INUCOSMIt's No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk
• IOHI'm Outta Here
• IONIndex Of Names
• IONOI Don't Know
• IOTIn Order To
• IOUI Owe You
• IOUDInside, Outside, Upside Down
• IOWIn Other Words
• IPNI'm Posting Naked
• IRLIn Real Life
• ISAGNI See A Great Need
• ISHInsert Sarcasm Here
• ISOIn Search Of
• ISSI Said So -or- I'm So Sure
• ISSYGTII'm So Sure You Get The Idea
• ISTMIt Seems To Me
• ISTRI Seem To Remember
• ISWCIf Stupid Were a Crime
• ISWYMI See What You Mean
• ISYALSI'll Send You A Letter Soon
• ITAI Totally Agree
• ITFAIn The Final Analysis
• ITIGBSI Think I'm Going To Be Sick
• ITMIn The Money
• ITMAIt's That Man Again
• ITSIntense Text Sex
• ITSFWIIf The Shoe Fits Wear It
• IUMIf You Must
• IWALUI Will Always Love You
• IWBAPTAKYAIYSTAI Will Buy A Plane Ticket And Kick Your Ass If You Say That Again
• IWBNIIt Would Be Nice If
• IWFUI Wanna F*** You
• IWIWUI Wish I Was You
• IWSNI Want Sex Now
• IYAOYASIf You Ain't Ordinance You Ain't Sh**
• IYDIn Your Dreams
• IYDMMAIf You Don't Mind My Asking
• IYFDIn Your F***ing Dreams
• IYFEGInsert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
• IYKWIMIf You Know What I Mean
• IYKWIMAITYDIf You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
• IYOIn Your Opinion
• IYQI Like You
• IYSSIf You Say So
• IYSWIMIf You See What I Mean
• J/CJust Checking
• J/JJust Joking
• J/KJust Kidding
• J/OJerking Off
• J/PJust Playing
• J/WJust Wondering
• J2LYKJust To Let You Know
• J4FJust For Fun
• J4GJust For Grins
• J4T or JFTJust For Today
• J5MJust Five Minutes
• JADJust Another day
• JAFOJust Another F***ing Onlooker
• JAFSJust A F***ing Salesman
• JAMJust A Minute
• JASJust A Second
• JCJust Curious -or- Just Chilling -or- Jesus Christ
• JDIJust Do It
• JDMJJust Doing My Job
• JEOMKJust Ejaculated On My Keyboard
• JFHJust F*** Her
• JFIJust For Information
• JHOJust Helping Out
• JHOMJust Helping out My (Mafia, Mob, Neighbors, etc.)
• JHOMFJust Helping Out My Friend(s)
• JICJust In Case
• JKJust Kidding
• JM2CJust My 2 Cents
• JMOJust My Opinion
• JOOTTJust One Of Those Things
• JPJust Playing
• JSUJust Shut Up
• JSYKJust So You Know
• JTJust Teasing
• JTLYKJust To Let You Know
• JTOLJust Thinking Out Loud
• JTOUJust Thinking Of You
• JUADLAMJumping Up And Down Like A Monkey
• JWJust Wondering
• KOK
• KBKick Butt
• KBDKeyboard
• kewlit means cool
• KFY -or- K4YKiss For You
• KHYFKnow How You Feel
• KIAKilled In Action
• KIBOKnowledge In, Bullsh** Out
• KIPPERSKids In Parents' Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings
• KIRKeep It Real
• KISSKeep It Simple Stupid
• KITKeep In Touch
• kittycode word for vagina
• KKKiss Kiss
• KMAKiss My Ass
• KMBAKiss My Black Ass
• KMFHAKiss My Fat Hairy Ass
• KMPKeep Me Posted
• KMRIAKiss My Royal Irish Arse
• KMSLAKiss My Shiny Little Ass
• KMUFKiss Me You Fool
• KMWAKiss My White Ass
• KOKKnock
• KOTCKiss On The Cheek
• KOTLKiss On The Lips
• KPCKeeping Parents Clueless
• KSKill Stealer
• KUTGWKeep Up The Good Work
• KWIMKnow What I Mean?
• KWSTAKiss With Serious Tongue Action
• KYBCKeep Your Bum Clean
• KYFCKeep Your Fingers Crossed
• KYNCKeep Your Nose Clean
• KYPOKeep Your Pants On
• KYSOTIKeep Your Stick On The Ice
• LLaugh
• L8RLater
• L?^Let's hook up
• LABATYDLife's A Bitch And Then You Die
• LAGNAFLets All Get Naked And F***
• LAQLame Ass Quote
• LB?W/CLike Bondage? Whips or Chains
• LBR and LGRLittle Boy's Room and Little Girl's Room
• LBUG or LBIGLaughing Because You're Gay -or- Laughing Because I'm Gay
• LDLong Distance -or- Later Dude
• LDIMEDILLIGAFLook Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F***
• LDRLong Distance Relationship
• LDTTWALet's Do The Time Warp Again
• LFLet's F***
• LFTILooking Forward To It
• LGMASLord Give Me A Sign
• LH6Let’s Have Sex
• LHMLord Have Mercy
• LHOLaughing Head Off
• LHOSLets Have Online Sex
• LHSOLet's Have Sex Online
• LHULet's Hook Up
• LIBLying In Bed
• LIFOLast In, First Out
• LISLaughing In Silence
• LJBFLet's Just Be Friends
• LKITRLittle Kid In The Room
• LLAPLive Long and Prosper
• LLOMLike Leno on Meth
• LLTLooks Like Trouble
• LLTALots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
• LM4a~##zzzz>Let's Meet For A Joint
• LMAOLaughing My Ass Off
• LMBAOLaughing My Black Ass Off
• LMFAOLaughing My F***ing Ass Off
• LMHOLaughing My Head Off
• LMIRLLet's Meet In Real Life
• LMKLet Me Know
• LMKHTWOFYLet Me Know How That Works Out For You
• LMOALeft a Message On your Answering machine
• LMSOLaughing My Socks Off
• LMTCLeft a Message To Contact
• LMTCBLeft Message To Call Back
• LOBLying On Bed
• LOLLaughing Out Loud -or- Lots Of Love
• LOLALaugh Out Loud Again
• LOLZLots Of Laughs
• LOMBARDLots Of Money But A Right Dick
• LOMLLove Of My Life
• LONHLights On, Nobody Home
• LOOLLaughing Outrageously Out Loud
• LOPSODLong On Promises, Short On Delivery
• LORELearn Once, Repeat Everywhere
• LOULaughing Over You
• LOVELots Of Voluntary Effort
• LPCLead Pipe Cinch
• LPOSLazy Piece Of Sh**
• LRFLittle Rubber Feet
• LSHITIPALLaughing So Hard I Think I Peed A Little
• LSHMBHLaughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
• LSVLanguage, Sex, Violence
• LTHTTLaughing Too Hard To Type
• LTICLaughing 'Til I Cry
• LTIOLaughing Til I Orgasm
• LTMLaughing To Myself
• LTNSLong Time No See
• LTNTLong Time, No Type
• LTRLong Term Relationship
• LTSLaughing to Self
• LTTICLook The Teacher Is Coming
• LULULocally Undesireable Land Use
• LUMTPLove You More Than Pie
• luserloser
• LUSMLove You So Much
• LWRLaunch When Ready
• LYLove You
• LY4ELove You Forever
• LYALove You All
• LYBLove You Babe
• LYCYLBBLove You, See You Later, Bye Bye
• LYKYAMYLove You, Kiss You, Already Miss You
• LYLLove You Lots
• LYLABLove You Like a Brother
• LYLASLove You Like A Sister
• LYLBLove You Later Bye
• LYMILove You, Mean It
• LYWAMHLove You With All My Heart
• M2NYMe Too, Not Yet
• M4CMeet for Coffee
• m4wmen for women
• M8 or M8sMate -or- Mates
• MAMature Audience
• MAYAMost Advanced Yet Accessible
• MBMessage Board
• MBNMust Be Nice
• MBRFNMust Be Real F***ing Nice
• MDDoctor of Medicine -or- Managing Director
• MDRMort De Rire
• MEGOMy Eyes Glaze Over
• mehWho cares, whatever
• MFMy Friend
• MFDMulti-Function Device
• MfGMit freundlichen Gruessen
• MFICMother F***er In Charge
• MFWICMo Fo Who's In Charge
• MHBFYMy Heart Bleeds For You
• mhhmuh huh -or- yeah
• MHOTYMy Hat's Off To You
• MIAMissing In Action
• MIHMake It Happen
• MIHAPMay I Have Your Attention Please
• MILMother-In-Law
• MILFMother I'd Like to F***
• MIRLMeet In Real Life
• MITINMore Info Than I Needed
• MKOPMy Kind Of Place
• MLAMultiple Letter Acronym
• MLASMy Lips Are Sealed
• mlmgiving the digital middle finger
• MMMarket Maker
• MMHA2UMy Most Humble Apologies To You
• mmkmmm ok
• MMLMade Me Laugh
• MMYTMail Me Your Thoughts
• MOMove On
• MOFMatter Of Fact
• MOFOMother F***er
• MOMPLOne Moment Please
• MOOMud, Object-Oriented -or- Matter Of Opinion
• MOOSMember Of The Opposite Sex
• MOPMOment Please
• MorFMale or Female
• MOSMom Over Shoulder
• MOSSMember(s) Of The Same Sex
• MOTASMember Of The Appropriate Sex
• MOTDMessage Of The Day
• MOTOSMember(s) Of The Opposite Sex
• MOTSSMember(s) Of The Same Sex
• MPFBMy Personal F*** Buddy
• MRAMoving Right Along
• MRPHMail the Right Place for Help
• MSGMessage
• MSMDMonkey See Monkey Do
• MSNUWMini-Skirt No UnderWear
• MSTMMakes Sense To Me
• MTBFMean Time Before Failure
• MTFMore To Follow
• MTFBWYMay The Force Be With You
• MTLAMy True Love Always
• MTSBWYMay The Schwartz Be With You
• MUAH or MWAHThe sound of a kiss
• MUBARMessed up Beyond All Recognition
• MUSLMissing You Sh** Loads
• MUSMMiss You So Much
• MVAMotor Vehicle Accident
• MVA no PIMotor Vehicle Accident with no Personal Injury
• MVA w/PIMotor Vehicle Accident with Personal Injury
• MWBRLMore Will Be Revealed Later
• MYLMind Your Language
• MYOBMind Your Own Business
• NNo
• N-A-Y-LIn A While
• N/ANot Applicable -or- Not Affiliated
• N/MNothing Much
• N/TNo Text
• N1Nice One
• N2MNot To Mention -or- Not Too Much
• N2MJCHBUNot Too Much Just Chillin, How Bout You?
• NABNot A Blonde
• NADTNot A Damn Thing
• NAGBNearly Almost A Good Bridge
• NAKNursing At Keyboard
• NALOPKTNot A Lot Of People Know That
• NASCARNon-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
• natchNaturally
• NATONo Action, Talk Only
• NAVYNever Again Volunteer Yourself
• NAZName, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
• NBNota Bene
• NB4TNot Before Time
• NBDNo Big Deal
• NBFABNot Bad For A Beginner
• NBFABSNot Bad For A Bot Stopper
• NBGNo Bloody Good
• NBIFNo Basis In Fact
• NBLFYNothing But Love For You
• NBSNo Bull Sh**
• NCNice Crib
• NCGNew College Graduate
• NDNo Date
• NDNIndian
• neAny
• ne-wayzanyways
• ne1Anyone
• ne14kfcanyone for KFC?
• ne1eranyone here?
• Ne2HNeed To Have
• NEETNot currently Engaged in Employment, Education, or Training
• NESECAny Second
• NEVNeighborhood Electric Vehicle
• NEWSNorth, East, West, South
• NFBSKNot For British School Kids
• NFCNot Favorably Considered -or- No F***ing Chance
• NFENo F***ing Excuses
• NFFNo F***ing Fair
• NFGNot F***ing Good
• NFINo F***ing Idea
• NFSNeed For Sex -or- Network File System
• NFWNo F***ing Way -or- No Feasible Way
• NGNew Game
• NGBNearly Good Bridge
• NHNice Hand
• NHOHNever Heard Of Him/Her
• NI4NIAn Eye For Any Eye
• NICENonsense In Crappy Existence
• NIFOCNude In Front Of The Computer
• NIGYYSOBNow I've Got You, You Son Of a B*tch
• NIHNot Invented Here
• NIMNo Internal Message
• NIMBYNot In My Back Yard
• NIMJDNot In My Job Description
• NIMQNot In My Queue
• NIMYNever In A Million Years
• NINONothing In, Nothing Out -or- No Input, No Output
• NISMNeed I Say More
• NITLNot In This Lifetime
• NIYWFDNot In Your Wildest F***ing Dreams
• NLLNice Little Lady
• NMNever Mind -or- Nothing Much -or- Nice Move
• nm, unot much, you?
• NMEEnemy
• NMHNot Much Here
• NMHJCNot Much Here, Just Chilling
• NMPNot My Problem
• NMTENow More Than Ever
• NMUNot Much, You?
• NNNot Now -or- Need
• NNCIMINTFZNot Now Chief, I'm In The F ***in' Zone
• NNRNeed Not Respond
• NNWWNudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink
• NONot Online
• no prawno problem
• NOANot Online Anymore
• NOFINo OFfence Intended
• noobalso seen as: n00b -or- nub -or- no0blet
• NOSNew Old Stock
• NOYNot Online Yet
• NOYBNone Of Your Business
• NPNo Problem -or- Nosy Parents
• NQANo Questions Asked
• NQOCDNot Quite Our Class Dear
• NRNice Roll
• NRGEnergy
• NRNNo Reply Necessary
• NSNice Set
• NSANo Strings Attached
• NSFWNot Safe For Work
• NSSNo Sh** Sherlock
• NSTLCNeed Some Tender Loving Care
• NTANot This Again
• NTBNNo Text Back Needed
• nthnothing
• NTIMNot That It Matters
• NTIMMNot That It Matters Much
• NTKNice To Know
• NTMNot That Much
• NTMUNice To Meet You
• NTTAWWTNot That There's Anything Wrong With That
• NTWNot To Worry
• NTYMINow That You Mention It
• NUBNew person to a site or game
• NUFFEnough Said
• NVMNeVer Mind
• NVNGNothing Ventured, Nothing Gained
• NWNo Way
• NWALNerd Without A Life
• NWOTNew WithOut Tags
• NWRNot Work Related
• NWTNew With Tags
• NYCNot Your Concern
• NYCFSNew York City Finger Salute
• OOpponent -or- Over
• OAOOver And Out
• OATUSOn A Totally Unrelated Subject
• OAUSOn An Unrelated Subject
• OBObligatory
• OBEOvercome By Events
• OBOOr Best Offer
• OBTWOh By The Way
• OBXOld Battle Axe
• OCOriginal Character -or- Own Character
• OCDObsessive Compulsive Disorder
• ODTAAOne Damn Thing After Another
• ofcof course
• OICOh, I See
• OICU812Oh I See, You Ate One Too
• OKAll Correct
• OLOld Lady
• OLLOnLine Love
• OLNOnLine Netiquette
• OLOOnly Laughed Once
• OMOld Man
• OMBOh My Buddha
• OMDBOver My Dead Body
• OMFGOh My F***ing God
• OMGOh My God
• OMIKOpen Mouth, Insert Keyboard
• OMLOh My Lord
• OMWOn My Way
• ONIDOh No I Didn't
• ONNAOh No, Not Again
• ONNTAOh No, Not This Again
• ONUDOh No You Didn't
• OOOver and Out
• OOAKOne Of A Kind
• OOCOut Of Character -or- Out Of Control
• OOFOut Of Facility
• OOIOut Of Interest
• OOOOut Of Office
• OOSOut Of Stock
• OOTOut Of Touch
• OOTBOut Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue
• OOTCObligatory On Topic Comment
• OSIFOh Sh** I Forgot
• OSINTOTOh Sh** I Never Thought Of That
• OSTOn Second Thought
• OTOff Topic
• OTASOICOwing To A Slight Oversight In Construction
• OTCOver The Counter
• OTFOff The Floor -or- On The phone (Fone)
• OTHOff The Hook
• OTLOut To Lunch
• OTOHOn The Other Hand
• OTPOn The Phone
• OTSOn The Scene -or- On The Spot -or- Off The Shelf
• OTTOver The Top
• OTTOMHOff The Top Of My Head
• OTWOff The Wall
• OUSUOh, You Shut Up
• OWTTEOr Words To That Effect
• OZAustralia
• PPartner
• P&CPrivate & Confidential
• P-ZAPizza
• P2C2EProcess Too Complicated Too Explain
• P2U4URAQTPPeace To You For You Are A Cutie Pie
• P911Parent Alert
• PAParent Alert
• PALParents Are Listening
• PANSPretty Awesome New Stuff
• PAWParents Are Watching
• PBPotty Break
• PBBParent Behind Back
• PBEMPlay By EMail
• PBIABPay Back Is A Bitch
• PBJPeanut Butter and Jelly -or- Pretty Boy Jock
• PCPersonal Computer -or- Politically Correct
• PCMPlease Call Me
• PCMCIAPeople Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
• PDPublic Domain
• PDAPersonal Digital Assistant -or- Public Display of Affection
• PDOMAPulled Directly Out Of My Ass
• PDQPretty Darn Quick
• PDSPlease Don't Shout
• PEBCACProblem Exists Between Chair And Computer
• PEBCAKProblem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
• PEEPPeople Engaged and Empowered for Peace
• peepspeople
• PFAPulled From Ass -or- Please Find Attached
• PFCPretty F***ing Cold
• phatPretty Hot And Tempting
• PHBPointy Haired Boss
• PHSPointy Haired Stupidvisor
• PIAPSPig In A Pant Suit
• PIBKACProblem Is Between Keyboard And Chair
• PICNICProblem In Chair, Not In Computer
• PIFPaid In Full
• PIMPPeeing In My Pants
• PIMPLPeeing In My Pants Laughing
• PINPerson In Need
• PIRParent In Room
• PITAPain In The Ass
• PITMEMBOAMPeace In The Middle East My Brother Of Another Mother
• pixpictures -or- photos
• PLOPeace, Love, Out
• PLOKTAPress Lots Of Keys To Abort
• PLOSParents Looking Over Shoulder
• PLSPlease
• PLZPlease
• PMPersonal Message -or- Private Message
• PMBIPardon My Butting In
• PMFPardon My French -or- Pure Freaking Magic
• PMFJIPardon Me For Jumping In
• PMIGBOMPut Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
• PMJIPardon My Jumping In
• PMLPissing Myself Laughing
• PMPPeeing My Pants
• PMSLPissed MySelf Laughing
• PNATMBCPay No Attention To Man Behind the Curtain
• PNATTMBTCPay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain
• PNCAHPlease, No Cursing Allowed Here
• PNDPossibly Not Definitely -or- Personal Navigation Device
• POPiss Off
• POAHFPut On A Happy Face
• POAKPassed Out At Keyboard
• POMSParent Over My Shoulder
• PONAPerson Of No Account
• POPPhoto On Profile, Point Of Purchase, Point Of Presence, Post Office Protocol
• POSParent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh**
• POSCPiece Of Sh** Computer
• POSSLQPersons of the Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters
• POTATOPerson Over Thirty Acting Twenty One
• POTSPlain Old Telephone System -or- Pat On The Shoulder
• POTUSPresident of the United States
• POVPoint Of View
• PPPeople
• PPLPay-Per-Lead -or- People
• pronporn
• PRWParents Are Watching
• PSPost Script
• PSAPublic Service Announcement
• PSOProduct Superior to Operator
• PTHPrime Tanning Hours
• PTLPraise The Lord
• PTMMPlease Tell Me More
• PTPPardon The Pun
• PTPOPPat The Pissed Off Primate
• PUThat Stinks
• putercomputer
• PVPPlayer Versus Player
• pwpassword
• PWASPrayer Wheels Are Spinning
• PWCBPerson Will Call Back
• pwnown
• pwntowned
• PWPPlot, What Plot?
• QQueue -or- Question
• Q2CQuick To Cum
• QCQuality Control
• QFTQuoted For Truth -or- Quit F***ing Talking
• QLQuit Laughing
• QLSReply
• QOTDQuote Of The Day
• QQQuick Question -or- Cry More
• QSQuit Scrolling
• QTCutie
• QYBQuit Your Bitching
• rare
• r u da?Are You There?
• r u goinare you going?
• R U there?Are you there?
• R&DResearch & Development
• R&RRest & Relaxation
• RAEBNCRead And Enjoyed, But No Comment
• RATRemotely Activated Trojan
• RB@YaRight Back at Ya
• RBAYRight Back At You
• RBTLRead Between The Lines
• RCRemote Control
• RCIRectal Cranial Inversion
• RERegards -or- Reply -or- Hello Again
• REHIHi Again
• RFDRequest For Discussion
• RFPRequest For Proposal
• RFRReally F***ing Rich
• RFSReally F***ing Soon
• RGRRoger
• RHIPRank Has Its Privileges
• RHKRoundHouse Kick
• RIMJSReally I'M Just Saying
• RIYLRecommended If You Like
• RKBARight to Keep and Bear Arms
• RLReal Life
• RLCOReal Life Conference
• RLFReal Life Friend
• RMRemake
• RMETTHRolling My Eyes To The Heavens
• RMLBRead My Lips Baby
• RMMAReading My Mind Again
• RMMMRead My Mail Man
• RNRight Now
• RNNReply Not Necessary
• ROFLRolling On Floor Laughing
• RORRaffing Out Roud (in scooby-doo dialect)
• ROTFLRolling On The Floor Laughing
• ROTFLMAORolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• ROTFLMFAORolling On The Floor Laughing My F***ing Ass Off
• ROTFLOLRolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
• ROTGLRolling On The Ground Laughing
• ROTGLMAORolling On The Ground Laughing My Ass Off
• ROTMRight On The Money
• RPGRole Playing Games
• RRQReturn Receipt reQuested
• RRRhaR haR haR (instead of LOL)
• RSNReal Soon Now
• RSVPRepondez S'il Vous Plait
• RTReal Time
• RTBReturning To Base (home)
• RTBMRead The Bloody Manual
• RTBSReason To Be Single
• RTFAQRead The FAQ
• RTFFRead The F***ing FAQ
• RTFMRead The F***ing Manual
• RTFQRead The F***ing Question
• RTHRelease The Hounds
• RTKReturn To Keyboard
• RTM or RTFMRead The Manual -or- Read The F***ing Manual
• RTSRead The Screen
• RTSMRead The Silly Manual
• RTSSRead The Screen Stupid
• RTTSDRight Thing To Say Dude
• RTWFQRead The Whole F***ing Question
• RUAre You?
• RU/18Are You Over 18?
• RUFKMAre You F***ing Kidding Me?
• RUHAre You Horny?
• RUMCYMHMDAre You on Medication Cause You Must Have Missed a Dose
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• RUNTSAre You Nuts?
• RUOKAre You OK?
• RUSAre You Serious?
• RUSOSAre You SOS (in trouble)?
• RUTAre You There?
• RUUP4ITAre You Up For It?
• RU\\18Are You Under 18?
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• RYFMRead Your Friendly Manual
• RYORoll Your Own
• RYSRead Your Screen
• SSmile
• S2RSend To Receive
• S2USame To You
• S4BSh** for Brains
• S4LSpam For Life
• SADADSuck A Dick And Die
• SAHMStay At Home Mom
• SAIAStupid Asses In Action
• SAPFUSurpassing All Previous Foul Ups
• SBStand By
• SBISorry 'Bout It
• SBTASorry, Being Thick Again
• SBUGSmall Bald Unaudacious Goal
• SCNRSorry, Could Not Resist
• SDKScottie Doesn't Know -or- Software Developer's Kit
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• SEDSaid Enough Darling
• SEGSh** Eating Grin
• SEPSomebody Else's Problem
• SETESmiling Ear To Ear
• SEWAGScientifically Engineered Wild Ass Guess
• SFSurfer Friendly -or- Science Fiction
• SFAIAASo Far As I Am Aware
• SFETESmiling From Ear To Ear
• SFLAStupid Four Letter Acronym
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• SFXSound Effects -or- Stage Effects
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• SHBShould Have Been
• shhhquiet
• SHIDSlap Head In Disgust
• SHMILYSee How Much I Love You
• SICSpelling Is Correct
• SICLSitting In Chair Laughing
• SICSSitting In Chair Snickering
• SIISeriously Impaired Imagination
• SILSister-In-Law
• SIPSkiing In Powder
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• SIUYAShove It Up Your Ass
• sk8erskater
• sk8rskater
• SLSecond Life
• SLAPSounds Like A Plan
• SLAWSounds Like A Winner
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• SLMSee Last Mail
• SLOMSticking Leeches On Myself
• SLTSomething Like That
• SMSenior Moment
• SMAIMSend Me An Instant Message
• SMBSuck My Balls
• SMESubject Matter Expert
• SMEMSend Me E-Mail
• SMHShaking My Head
• SMIMSend Me an Instant Message
• SMOPSmall Matter of Programming
• smtsomething
• SNAFUSituation Normal, All F***ed Up
• SNAGSensitive New Age Guy
• SNERTSnotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
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• SOBSon Of a B*tch
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• SODDISome Other Dude Did It
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• SOHSense Of Humor
• SOHFSense Of Humor Failure
• SOISelf Owning Idiot
• SOIARSit On It And Rotate
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• SOLSh** Out of Luck
• some1someone
• SOMYSick Of Me Yet
• SOOYASnake Out Of Your Ass
• SOPStandard Operating Procedure
• SorGStraight or Gay
• SOSSame Old Sh** -or- help
• SOTShort On Time
• SOTMGShort On Time, Must Go
• SOWSpeaking Of Which -or- Statement Of Work
• sozSorry
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• srslyseriously
• SSCSuper Sexy Cute
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• SSEWBASomeday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
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• STBYSucks To Be You
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• STFWSearch The F***ing Web
• sthsomething
• STMSpank The Monkey
• STPPYNOZGTWStop Picking Your Nose, Get To Work
• STR8Straight
• STSSo To Speak
• STWSearch The Web
• STYSSpeak To You Soon
• SUShut Up
• SUACSh** Up A Creek
• SUAKMShut Up And Kiss Me
• SUFISuper Finger -or- Shut Up F***ing Imbecile
• SUFIDScrewing Up Face In Disgust
• SULSnooze You Lose
• supwhat's up?
• suxsucks
• SUYFShut Up You Fool
• SWAGScientific Wild Ass Guess -or- SoftWare And Giveaways
• SWAKSealed (or Sent) With A Kiss
• SWALBCAKWSSealed With A Lick Because A Kiss Won't Stick
• SWALKSealed With A Loving Kiss
• SWDYTSo What Do You Think?
• sweet<3sweetheart
• SWFSingle White Female
• SWIMSee What I Mean?
• SWISSee What I'm Saying
• SWLScreaming With Laughter
• SWMBOShe Who Must Be Obeyed
• SWUSo What's Up
• SYLSee You Later
• SYSSee You Soon
• SYTSee You Tomorrow
• s^what's up?
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• T2ULTalk To You Later
• T2UTTalk To You Tomorrow
• T@YLTalk At You Later
• TAThanks Again
• TABOOMATake A Bite Out Of My Ass
• TAFThat's All, Folks
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• TAHTake A Hike
• TAKSThat's A Knee Slapper
• TAMThanks A Million
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• TANSTAAFLThere Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
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• TASTaking A Shower
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• TBTitty Bar
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• TDTMTalk Dirty To Me
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• TFDSThat's For Darn Sure
• TFHThread From Hell
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• TFMThanks From Me
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• TFNThanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice
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• TFTTThanks For The Thought
• TFXTraffic
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• TGIFThank God It's Friday
• THX or TX or THKSThanks
• TIAThanks In Advance
• TIAILThink I Am In Love
• TICTongue In Cheek
• TIGASThink I Give A Sh**
• TILIITell It Like It Is
• TIMETears In My Eyes
• TINGTESThere Is No Gravity, The Earth Sucks
• TINWISThat Is Not What I Said
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• TKTo Come
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• TLAThree Letter Acronym
• TLCTender Loving Care
• TLGOThe List Goes On
• TLITBCThat's Life In The Big City
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• TMTrust Me
• TMAToo Many Acronyms
• TMIToo Much Information
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• TMTOWTDIThere's More Than One Way To Do It
• TNATemporarily Not Available
• TNCTongue In Cheek
• TNTTil Next Time
• TNTLTrying Not To Laugh
• TNXThanks
• to go nookleerto explode
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• TOBGThis Oughta Be Good
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• TOPCATil Our Paths Cross Again
• TOTTons Of Time
• TOYThinking Of You
• TPTeam Player -or- TelePort
• TPCThe Phone Company
• TPSThat's Pretty Stupid
• TPTTrailor Park Trash
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• TQMTotal Quality Management
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• TRDMCTears Running Down My Cheeks
• tripdubtriple w
• trootrue
• TRPTelevision Rating Points
• TSTough Sh** -or- Totally Stinks
• TSIAThis Says It All
• TSIFThank Science It's Friday
• TSNFThat's So Not Fair
• TSOBTough Son Of a B*tch
• TSRTotally Stuck in RAM -or- Totally Stupid Rules
• TSRATwo Shakes of a Rat's Ass
• TSTBThe Sooner, The Better
• TTBig Tease
• TTATap That Ass
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• TTFNTa Ta For Now
• TTGTime to Go
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• TTKSFTrying To Keep a Straight Face
• TTMFTa Ta MOFO
• TTSText To Speech
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• TTULTalk To You Later
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• TTYLTalk To You Later -or- Type To You Later
• TTYSTalk To You Soon
• TTYTTalk To You Tomorrow
• TVM4YEMThank You Very Much For Your E-Mail
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• TWHEThe Walls Have Ears
• TWIMCTo Whom It May Concern
• TWITAThat's What I'm Talking About
• TWIWIThat Was Interesting, Wasn't It?
• TXSThanks
• TXT IMText Instant Message
• TXT MSGtext message
• TYThank You
• TYCLOTurn Your CAPS LOCK Off
• TYGThere You Go
• TYVMThank You Very Much
• uYou
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• U2You Too
• u8you ate?
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• UDMYou're the Man
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• unPCunPolitically Correct
• UNTCOYou Need To Chill Out
• UOKAre You OK?
• UPODUnder Promise Over Deliver
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• URSAIYou Are Such An Idiot
• URWYou Are Welcome
• URWSYou Are Wise
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• URZyours
• USPUnique Selling Proposition
• UTMYou Tell Me
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• UWIWUYou Wish I Was You
• VBGVery Big Grin
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• VCVenture Capital
• VCDAVaya Con Dios, Amigo
• VEGVery Evil Grin
• VFMValue For Money
• VGNVegan -or- Vegitarian
• VIMVery Important Member
• VIPVery Important Person
• VIVVery Important Visitor
• VMVoice Mail
• VRBSVirtual Reality Bull Sh**
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• w4mwomen for men
• W8Wait
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• WABOCWhat A Bunch Of Crap
• WADWithout A Doubt
• WAEFWhen All Else Fails
• WAFBWhat A F***ing Bitch
• WAFMWhat A F***ing Mess
• WAFSWarm And Fuzzies
• WAFUWhat A F*** Up
• WAGWild Ass Guess
• WAIWhat An Idiot
• WAKWhat A Kiss
• WAMBAMWeb Application Meets Brick And Mortar
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• WBSWrite Back Soon
• WBUWhat 'Bout You?
• WCWho Cares
• WCAWho Cares Anyway
• WDWell Done
• WDALYICWho Died And Left You In Charge?
• WDDDWoopie Doo Da Dey
• WDRWith Due Respect
• WDTWho Does That?
• WDYMWhat Do You Mean?
• WDYMBTWhat Do You Mean By That?
• WDYSWhat Did You Say?
• WDYTWhat Do You Think?
• WEWhatever
• WEGWicked Evil Grin
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• WGWicked Grin
• WGAFFWho Gives A Flying F***
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• wirldworld
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• WTHWhat The Heck
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• WTTMWithout Thinking Too Much
• WUWhat's Up
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• wuzwas
• wuz4dinaWhat's for dinner?
• wuzupwhat's up?
• WWJDWhat Would Jesus Do?
• WWSDWhat Would Satan Do?
• WWYWhere Were You?
• WXWeather
• WYCMWill You Call Me?
• WYDWhat You Doing?
• WYFMWould You F*** Me?
• WYGISWYPFWhat You Get Is What You Pay For
• WYMWhat do You Mean?
• wymynwomen
• WYPWhat's Your Problem?
• WYRNWhat's Your Real Name?
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• WYSLPGWhat You See Looks Pretty Good
• WYTWhatever You Think
• WYWHWish You Were Here
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• XLNTExcellent
• XMEExcuse Me
• XOXOHugs and Kisses
• XQZTExquisite
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• YAYet Another
• YA yayaYet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
• YABAYet Another Bloody Acronym
• YACCYet Another Calendar Company
• YAFIYGIYou Asked For It You Got It
• YAJWDYou Ain't Just Whistling Dixie
• YAOTMYet Another Off Topic Message
• YATFMYou Are Too F***ing Much
• YAUNYet Another Unix Nerd
• YBFYou've Been F***ed
• YBSYou'll Be Sorry
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• YBYSAYou Bet Your Sweet Ass
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• YCTYour Comment To
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• YEPPIESYoung Experimenting Perfection Seekers
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• YKWYou Know What?
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• YMYour Mother
• YMAKYou May Already Know
• YMMDYou Make My Day -or- You Made My Day
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• YSYou Stinker
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• ysdiw8why should i wait?
• YSICWhy Should I Care?
• YSKYou Should Know
• YSYDYeah, Sure You Do
• YTBYou're The Best
• YTRNWYeah That's Right, Now What?
• YTTMYou Talk Too Much
• YTTTYou Telling The Truth?
• YUPPIESYoung Urban Professionals
• YWYou're Welcome
• YWIAYou're Welcome In Advance
• YY4UToo Wise For You
• YYSSWYeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• zergTo gang up on someone
• ZMG or ZOMGOh My God
• ZZZSleeping, Bored, Tired
• \M/Heavy Metal Music
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• ^RUP^Read Up Please
• ^URSUp Yours