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пятница, 30 сентября 2011 г.

Navratri 2011







Maa Shailaputri
Maa Brahmacharini
Maa Chandraghanta
Maa Kushmanda
Maa Skanda Mata
Maa Katyayani
Maa Kalaratri
Maa Mahagauri
Maa Siddhidatri
meri aur apki manokamna puri karey..
JAI MATA DI..
Happy Sharad Navratri..



Watz navratra?
N- nav chetna
A- akhand jyoti
V- vighn nashak
R- raat jageshwari
A- anand dayi
T- trikal darshi
R- raksh karti
A- ambe maa


Maa ki jyoti se noor milta hai,
sabke dilo ko shurur milta hai,
jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar,
kuch na kuch jarur milta hai.
SHUBH NAVRATRI.



Aaj se navratron ki shuruwat hai
Sab bhakto ke mun mein umang ki sogaat hai
Karna puja Maa Durga ki sab milker
Kyunki aayi ab navratron ki raat hai
Jai Maa Durga
Happy Navratri 2011



Bado ka aashirwad mile aapko
Choto se pyar mile aapko
Maa Durga ki kripya se
Khushiyon ki bhaar mile aapko



9RATRI ABCD 
A=Aashapura
B=Bhawani
C=Chamunda
D=Durga
E=Ekrupi
F=Farsadharni
G=Gayatri
H=Hinglaaj
I=Indrani
J=Jagdamba
K=Kali
L=Laxmi
M=Mahamaya
N=Narayani
O=Omkarini
P=Padma
Q=Qatyayani
R=Ratnapriya
S=Shitla
T=Tripura Sundari
U=Uma
V=Vaishnavi
W=Warahi
Y=Yati
Z=Zyana
JAY MATA JI.
HAPPY NAVARATRI.



Koi fail hota hai; to koi pass hota hai.....
Koi fail hota hai; to koi pass hota hai.....
Magar GIRLFRIEND usiko milti hai.....
jiske pass NAVRATRI ka PASS hota hai.....



воскресенье, 3 июля 2011 г.

Rath Yatra Ahmedabad 2011


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PRABHUji no RATH
Pura
kare
MANORATH
!! Jai JagganNathji..!!!:):)
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Happy...
Pavitra......
Rath yatra.......

Jagganath Prabhu ki kripa se apki har mano kamnaye puri ho
JAI JAGGANATH..;-
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(____/\____)ISH
YOU
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(__)"""(__)APPY
ASHADHI BEEJ
ENJOY RATH YATRA
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JaganNath jinka naam h

Puri jinka dhaam h

Aise Jagannath Swami
Nayan Path Gami

ko
Hamara aneka nek pranam h

Rath yatra pe HARDIK badhai
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HAPPY RATH YAATRA

JAI RANCHOD..

суббота, 21 мая 2011 г.

Osama Bin Laden SMS Jokes



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Osama Bin Laden's favourite song:
"O Main Nikla
Plane Leke
Raste Mein
New York Mein
Ek Mod Aaya
Main WTC Tod Aaya."

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After numerous rounds of: "We don't even know if Osama
is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George
Bush a letter in English, in his own handwriting to
let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the
letter and it appeared to contain a real strange,
perhaps coded message: *370HSSV-0773H*

Bush was baffled, so he emailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her
aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it so it went to the CIA, then to
NASA. With no clue as to its meaning, they eventually
asked Britain's MI-6 for help. MI-6 cabled the White
House: "Tell the President he's holding the message
upside down."

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2003:
Osama killed in Afghanistan territory.
2005:
Osama killed, finally.
2011:
Obama announces; Osama killed.
What’s next ??..
2016 ??
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Baksh do yaar.
Itni baar tou Star Plus walay bhi nahi marty.

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Breaking News..!

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Osama Bin Laden Called Obama
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And
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Said "I Love The Way U Lie".. 

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Wonderful work of OBAMA by killing OSAMA.

OBAMA is lucky, because he is not a GUJARATI. Otherwise, he would be facing a FAKE ENCOUNTER CASE.

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Osama Bin Laden goes to a psychic who says “You will die on an American holiday” Needless to say Bin Laden is shocked.

“Which one?” he asks.

“Doesn’t matter”, say the psychic. “Whatever day you die will become an American holiday.”

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Breaking News: Osama Bin Laden Killed In Pakistan.

Other News: Rajinikanth Just returned From his Holidays In Pakistan

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Cameron & Obama were sitting in a bar.

One Guy Asked: What are you planning?

Cameron: Planning World War-3

Guy: Really? Whats going to happen…?

Cameron: Well, this time we are going to kill 140 million Muslims and Katrina Kaif.

Guy: Katrina Kaif? Why do you want to kill Katrina?

Cameron turns to Obama and says: See, i had told you, no one would worry about 140 million Muslims.

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Que: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?

Ans: Nothing, yet.

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Once Rajnikanth taught a kid How to play COUNTER STRIKE

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Now that kid is known as OSAMA BIN LADEN

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Once Osama Bin Ladan And Karina Kapoor met.

Osama: Hows Life?

Karina: Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum... And Howz yours?

Osama: Kabhi Goli Kabhi Bum...

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Tension on facebook: 
Obama updates his fb status 
LADEN IS KILLED; JUSTICE HAS BEEN DONE. 



after sum time he gets notficason. 

Osama Bin Laden Likes your status!

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cid blockbuster:
osama ka aatank"america pe chhaya tha

osama ka aatank"america pe chhaya tha

daya iska matlab"khooni balcony se aaya tha. 

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osama's son was weak in maths, 
so osama hired personal tutor 4 him.
tchr: hw'll u divide 4 apples among 5 people?


son: kill the extra man

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a dosto....... wafa se kabi pyar na karna,


q?


q ki bemaut maare jaoge.



q mare jaoge?



q ki



wafa



osama bin laden"ki beti h 

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point proved:
no one is safe in pakistan...
not even "osama bin laden"
every1 is safe in hindustan,
evn "ajmal kasab"
(atithi devo bhava) 

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rajinikanth was teaching
his grandson
to use a gun from chennai
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bin laden died in pakistan..! 

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obama is tensioned, he got a notification from facebook
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osama bin laden accepted your frnd request. 

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Osama would have been alive for 100 years,
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Agar woh Kasab ke saath India aa jata! :)

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вторник, 3 мая 2011 г.

SMS dose




You can be casual within the relation,
but never be casual for the relation.


“When problems are so big and
your strength is no longer enough to carry them,
don’t give up.
Cause Where your strength ends,
the grace of GOD begins.”


The Two Most dangerous Weapons In
The World Other Than Nuclear Bombs
1. A Girl’s Smile
&
2. A Girl’s Tears.


Man to God:
“Please Give Me ‘Everything’
So That I Can Enjoy ‘Life’…”
God Smiled And Replied:
“I Have Given You
‘Life’To Enjoy ‘Everything’…”


We make thm cry who care 4 us,
We cry 4 those who never care 4 us
and we care 4 those who ll never cry 4 us.
Ths is d truth of life, its strange bt true.
once v realize it, its never too late 2 change


A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin
colleague asked- Wt happened??
She replied
He asked me r u free 2nit? I said-yes & bas**rd give m 50 pages of work....


Kuch log haseen yadon ki tarah hote hain,
Jinhe yad kar k dil khush hojata hai Or
jinko bhulana na mumkin hai,
Ap unhi me se ek ka msg padh rahain hain.


AANKHOME NAMI HOTO PE HASI,
GAM KA KAHI NAAM NA HO,
JANMDIN KI TUMKO SAARI KHUSIYA MILE,
EN KHUSIYO KI KABHI SHAAM NA HO,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.


Sans lene se aapki yaad aati hai,
Na lene se meri jaan jati hai,
Kaise kahdoon ki sirf sans lene se zinda hoon,
Jab ki har sans se pahle aap ki yaad aati hai


Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,
Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,
Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,
Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho Toh itihaas banaati hai !


пятница, 29 апреля 2011 г.

Happy May Day



I wish all People living in World,
Happy May Day
On this May Day Lets Unite
Happy May Day..
`
Let’s celebrate the labor
That built up this great land
From field to field to desk to desk
They built it hand in hand
Happy labor day..
`
The 1st day of the month of May
is celebrated all over India
as a spring fertility festival
to honor goddess spring
Happy 1st May Day
1st Day of May is celebrated as Labor Day.
Happy May Day..
`
God give me work, till my life shall end
And life, till my work is done.
Happy May Day..
`
A bad day at work is better than a good day in hell.
Happy May Day..
`
It is necessary to work
if not from inclination
at least from despair
Everything considered
work is less boring than amusing oneself
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The only liberty an inferior man really cherishes is the liberty to quit work, stretch out in the sun, and scratch himself.
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There are moments when art attains almost to the dignity of manual labor.
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Heaven is blessed with perfect rest but the blessing of earth is toil.
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Sweat cleanses from the inside.
It comes from places a shower will never reach.
`
Boredom is a sickness the cure for which is work
pleasure is only a palliative.
`
We are closer to the ants than to the butterflies
Very few people can endure much leisure.

понедельник, 25 апреля 2011 г.

New SMSs


Judges Bunglow Road,AHMEDABAD. જજીસ બંગલો રોડ,અમદાવાદ.







Jadu HAi Teri Har 1 Baat Me
Yaad Bahut Aati Ho Din Aur Raat Me
Kal Jab Dekha Tha Maine Sapna Raat Me
Tab B Tera Hi Hath Tha Mere Haath Me
------------------------------------------------------Ahmedabad: Shock City of Twentieth-Century India
Wo Dur Hui To Ankh Milakr Ni Gyi
Wo Q Gyi Batakr Ni Gyi
Lagta H Wapis Abhi Laut Aygi
Wo Jate Hue Chirag Bujhakar Ni Gyi.
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Aapki Dhadkan Se Hai Rishta Hamara,
Aapki Sanso Se Hai Naata Hamara,
Bhool Ke B Kabhi Bhool Na Jana,
Aapki Yaado Ke Sahare Hai Jeena Hamara.
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The best relatnship is nt d 1 wch is free frm problem & misunderstanding, Its the one whr a Sorry & a Smile can make everythng perfect as b4
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26Dec-Sunami
26Jan-Bhukamp
26Jun-Gujrat Floods
26Jul-Mumbai Train-Blast
26Nov-Mumbai Teror Atack
Next-26?



Msg Bhej Warna Tera Murder Hoga
------------------------------------------------------Bagu-Ahmedabad
Dil se Teri Yaad ko Juda To nahi kiya
Rakha jo Tujhe yaad bura to Nhi Kiya
Hum se tu hai Naraz kis Liye
Hum ne Kabhi tumko khafa to nhi kiya
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Ladte H Par Jitna Nhi Chahte
Dosto Se Kbhi Bichadna Nhi Chahte
Haqiqat H Ki Juda Kregi Zindgi 1Din
Par Haqiqat Me Hum Wo Din Jina Nhi Chahte
------------------------------------------------------Christmas Dance Party
TeRe INTazaR
Ka Ye ALaM H

TaDapTa Hai DiL AakHeiN Bhi NaM H

TeRi AaRzoo
Me Jee RaHe H

WaRNa JeeNe Ki KhwaisH KaM H
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Jan Ki Bazi Laga Di Juari Bankr
Dil Hatheli Pe Le Aye Pujari Bankar
Jis Roz Tere Mandir K Darwaze Khulenge
Mang Lenge Tumko Bhikari Bankr
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Be perfect, be of good comfort, be of one mind, live in peace; and the God of love and peace shall be with you
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I may be a person full of faults.
U will get hundred chances to leave me,
But,
just find that 'Single' reason 4 which u can stay wid me..
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Thank you.


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MOVIE CINEMA HALL ME LAG GAYI.. JA K DEKH LE
-DEVHARSH(9662176491)

четверг, 21 апреля 2011 г.

## FuN TiMe ##

Guys are always Happy Creatures...

Guys are always Happy Creatures....... WHY?
Their last name stays with them forever,
Phone Conversations last 30 sec flat,
A 5-day vacation requires only one Jeans,
If someone forgets to invite them, he can still be their friend,
The same hairstyle lasts for years or even decades,
They can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes,
They don't freak out when they go to a party and see another man wearing the same shirt, instead, they become buddies...

Pass this to Women Who can Digest it
'n
To Men Who'll Enjoy Reading.. !


T20 & IPL ki wajah se crickt bahut improve hui hai hume bhi apna examination system improve karne ke liye xamz main yea stp lena chahiye-

1) Har paper 1.30 hour ka and 50 marks ka ho,

2) Har 30 Mints. ke baad discussion ke liye break ho,

3) Hume 1 free hit di jaye jis mai studnt apni marzi ke 1 Q ka apni marzi se ans de,

4) Pehle 20 mints ka power play jismai examinar hall se bahar rahe,

5) Har correct ans pe Cheer girls aakar dance kare.


пятница, 25 февраля 2011 г.

TrAgeDies [fun]

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 tragedy in boys life..
 

-good girls are not good looking
-good looking are not good girls
-good looking and good girls are not single


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=- TRAGEDIES OF GIRLS LIFE -=-

1- Good Boys R Not Good Looking =P

2- Good Looking Boys R Not Good Boys =D

3- Good Looking Boys R Not Single =S

4- Good Looking, Good N Single Boys R Not Interested In This Stupid Stuff ... =P



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biggest tragedy of youth

girls are very good selectors but not "good lovers" !

boys are very good lovers" but not "good selectors"


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воскресенье, 13 февраля 2011 г.

valentine's day


Gf: hey..
Bf: wat?
Gf: I cheated..
Bf: So wt do u think i luv u? i ws also cheating u 4 past 2yrs

Gal cried n said i ws talkin abt exams :( 
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KYA BHAROSA MOBILE KAA. BATTERY KAA,CHARGER KAA, NETWORK KAA, BALANCE KAA,LIFE KAA, TIME KA. IS LIYE ADVANCE MEIN
* HAAPY VALENTINE DAY * 

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To all who r committed:
Advance Happy Valentine's Day....!

And to all who r single,
Happy Independance Day....! ;-)

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Masoom Mohabbat Ka,
Bus Itna Fasana Hai
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MuMMy Ghar Se Nikalne Nahi Deti
Aur
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Mujhe Valentine's Day Ko Date Pe Jana Hai 

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Valentine's Day:-
RED ROSE:-4 Love 
YELLOW ROSE:-4 Friendship
WHITE ROSE:-4 Peace 
BLACK ROSE:-4 Enemy. 


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If we had not spoken to strangers,

we would not have had any friends in life at all,..

Amazing but true!
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I wish u a very
!"!__!"!APPY
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!"!__!"!APPY
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!"!__!"!APPY
!_!""!_!

"VaLentine DaY"
In advanced.

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Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. Happy Valentine's Day.
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TIP For Boys:
This Feb14,
On Valentine's Day:
Best Time & Place to Propose A Girl Is In Temple
Bcz
They Dnt Wear The Sandels There.
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Mohabbat Kaise Hoti He Ye 1 Raaz He
Ladko Se Ladkiya Kyu Hoti Naraz He
Aaj Firse Propose Karta Hu
A Jaan Maan Jao
Kyuki Valentine Day Aaj He 
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8 letters.

3 words . .

1 meaning . .

I Love You . .

Valentine Day Wishes. 
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pyar Sabdo Ka Motaj Nhi Hota
Dilme Her Kisi K Raj Nhi Hota
Kyo Intzar Krte H Sbhi Valentine Day Ka
Kya Sal Ka Hr Din Pyar Ka Hqdar Nhi Hota? 
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Lamha lamha waqt guzr jayega
1din k baad Valentine's Day aa jayega
Abi b waqt H kisi se friendship kar l
Vrna ye V.. b akele guzr jayega.  
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On14/2/1931 LAHORE,in morng time the legendary BHAGAT SINGH,RAJGURU &SUKHDEV were hanged to their deaths.BUT We only celebrate Valentine Day 
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February is here,love s in the air valentine is near,so all lov birds,i want 2 u 2 cheer have a happy season f lv.. Advance happy valentine day  
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May this Valentine bless us with the cupid of love n warmth of romance..
Happy Valentine's Day!
in advance.. 
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l '.o
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VALENTINE day wishes....
;-(;-(;-(  
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I love you more today than I did yesterday,
But not as much as I will tomorrow.
Happy Valentine's Day. 
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14 feb- Valentine's day
Enjoy with your lover
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But b in limits,

bcoz after 9 months,

Nov 14

  children'sday

Remember it !  
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send suggestions:
facebook.com/devharsh
devharshtrivedi@yahoo.co.in
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вторник, 28 декабря 2010 г.

SheilaPedia






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AND THE ORIGINAL ;)







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Jab reshma ki jawani aayi tab hm bachhe the

Ab shiela ki jawani aayi to hm Bache wale he

Uff ye Ladkiya sahi waqt pe jawan Q nhi hoti 
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"Tees Maar Khan"
Has Been DecLared
Tax Free In DeLhi AFTer
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C.M.SHIELA DIXIT
LisTened The Song!
"SHIELA KI JAWAANI"  
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Ye He SHEILA
AB YE NACHEGI
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Nach SHEILA Nach!

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NACHI KYA..?


Nahi
SORRY!
SHEILA SASTE MOBILE Me NAHI NACHTI 

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Sir:-Mai 1 poem sunata hu,tum puri krna
"Bundele harbolo ke muh humne suni khani thi
khub ladi mardani Wo to??Boy:ShIeLa kI jAwAnI thi..:-) 
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Dad (caught his s0n watching 'Shiela ki jawani s0ng') "Padh le beta!
Sheela to Exam ke bad bhi jawan rahegi !":)  
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Ab Padhai Mushkil Hi Nh Namumkin Ho Gayi

Qki
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Phele to MUNNI Badnaam hui
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Aur Ab ye Saali SHIELA Jawan ho Gyi. 
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Ek premi ne apni Premika k liye shayari likhi: Kya Teri Chaal aur Kya Teri Leela? Kya Teri Chaal aur Kya Teri Leela? Mai Tera Teesmaarkhan aur Tu Meri Sheila!
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Agar Sheila kuchh din pehle jawan hoti . . Wah wah . . Agar Sheila kuchh din pehle jawan hoti . . . Toh . . munni thodi kam badnam hoti..
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"CID ROCKS AGAIN"

Tanhaai mein satati hai uski yaad aise
Tanhai me satati hai uski yaad aise
, pata lagao ki SHIELA JAWAAN hui to hui kaise   
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воскресенье, 26 декабря 2010 г.

Ultimate SMS-10

Milke bichdana dastoor hai zindgi ka,
Ek yahi kissa mashhur h zindgi ka.
Beete huye pal kabhi laut kar nhi aate,
Yahi sabse bada kasur h zindgi ka...

Oss ki buunde hain ya aankho ki nami hai?
Na uppar assma hai na neeche jameen hai.
Ye kaisa mod hai zindagi ka?
Unki hi jarurat h or unki hi kami hai..

Falak me apni jannat ke sitare nahi,
Hum apke hain par ap humare nahi,
Chhoti si naav lekar us samandar me utar gaye,
Jis samandar me door-2 tak kinare nahi.

Do PalKi Zindgani Yahi Bit Jyegi
Hr Kali Raat K Baad Nyi Subah Ayegi
Agar Khas Logo Ki Yaad Satayegi To
Kasam Se Aapki Yaad Sabse Pahle Ayegi.

Ho nahi sakta ki mujhko apki yaad na aye,
bhulkar bhi bhulne ka ahsas na aye,
aap bhulo to apki marji,
hum bhule to agli saans na aye.

Humse koi gila ho jaye to maaf karna..
Yaad na kar paye to maaf karna..
Dil se to hum apko kabhi bhulte nahi..
Par ye dil hi THAM jaye to maaf karna.

Is Barsat Mai Ham Bheeg Jayenge,
Dil Mai Tamnna Ke Phool Khil Jayenge,
Agar Dil Kare Milne Ko To Dil Se Yaad Karna
Barsaat Bankar Ham Baras Jayenge.

Ishq vale aankhon ki baat samajte h,
sapne me mil jaye to mulakat samjte h,
rote to aasman bhi h pyar k liye,
par log usse barshaat samajte h.

Unki ek nazar ko hum taraste rahenge
ye aansu har pal baraste rahenge
kabhi bitaye the kuch pal unke saath
bas yahi soch kar hum haste rahenge.

Jab Bhi Karib Aata Hu Btane K Liye,
Zindgi Dur Rakhti Hai Stane K Liye
Mehfilo Ki Shan Na Samjna Mujhe
Me To Hasta Hu Gam Chhupane K Liye.

Jab Tutne lage Hosle to bas ye yad rakna,
Bina Mehnat k Hasil Takhto-Taj nhi hote,
Dhund lete hai Andhero me Manzil apni,
Qki Jugnu kabi Roshni K Mohtaj nhi Hote.

Zara si bat dertak rulati rhi
Khushi me b ankhe ansu bhati rhi
Koi mil k kho gaya to koi khoke mil gya
Zindagi humko bas aise hi aazmati rhi.

Zamee K Hr zarre ko aftab Kr denge.
Gulshan K Hr phool ko gulab Kr denge.
Hr pal intezar karoge Hamare SMS ka.
Aap ki adat Hum itni kharab Kr denge...

Baate karke rula na dena..
chup rehke saza na dena..
na de sake khushi toh thodi khushi he sahi bus 1vaada karo ki zindgi me hume kabhi bhula na dena...

raaj dil ka dil me chhupate he wo,
samne aate hi najar jhukate he wo,
bat karte nahi ya hoti nahi,
par shukr he jab bhi milte he muskurate he wo...

Kabi laga k wo hame sata rahe h
dusre pal laga k wo karib aa rahe h
wo to palako k Aasuo ki tarah pata hi nhi lagta
sath de rahe h ya chhod k ja rahe hai,

kaun kehta hai khamoshiya khamosh hoti hai,
khamoshiyo ko khamoshi se suno
kya pata khamoshiya wo keh de
jinki apko lafzo me talash hoti hai...

Kehne ko shabd nahi hai bhjne ko naye sms nahi hai.
Par dil se ek baat kahte apna khayal rakhna
qki mere paas aap jesa dusra dost nahi hai.

Khuda ne logo ko Dil se milaya,
Har kisi ke liye kisi Ko banaya,
Par kehte hai Rishta Usika ban Paya,
Jisne Har rishto ko dil Se nibhaya..

Kisi K Dil Pe Kya Guzri Koi Anjan Kya Jane,
Pyar Kisko Kahte H Ye Nadan Kya Jane,
Hwa K Sath Uda Le Gaye Ghr Parindo Ka,
Kese Bane The Ghosle Ye Tufan Kya Jane.

Kuch is tarha s wo mohabat ko nibha dete h,
hr din dil p ek jkham laga dete h,
yad karte nhi yad dilane pr b,
aur bhulne ka hum pr ilzam laga dete h..

Koi chupata hai Koi batata hai
Koi rulata hai Toh koi hasata hai
Dosti toh har kisi ko hai kisi na kisi se
Fark itna he ke koi AZMATA he aur koi NIBHATA hai.

Kitab k panno ki koi zuba nhi hoti,
har ek ki zindgi buri nhi hoti.
Dil ko jo samjhe aisa koi mile to tham lena.
Har ek ki zindagi me MOHOBBAT likhi nahi hoti.

Kuch log apne dost ko rula dete hai,
dost kitna bhi anmol ho use bhula dete hai,
dosti nibhana ho to Gulabo se sikho,
jo khud tut kar do dilon ko milate hai.

Kitabo me likha he fool todna Mna he,
bagon me bhi likha he fool todna Mna he,
sabse kimati chij to hoti he dil,
par kyun kisi ne nahi likha K dil todna Mna h.

kaun kehta hai khamoshiya khamosh hoti hai,
khamoshiyo ko khamoshi se suno
kya pata khamoshiya wo keh de jinki apko lafzo me talash hoti hai...

Khush Naseeb hote hai ye Badal,
Jo Door Rehkar Zamin par Baraste hai,
Aur ek Badnaseeb Hum hai,
Jo Ek hi Duniya me Rehkar bhi Milne ko Taraste hai..

Kisi ko pyar karna nahi aata,
kisi ko pyar ke siwa kuch nahi aata,
bas yahi do raaste hai jindagi ke,
Ek unhe nahi aata ek hame nahi aata...

Teri dosti hum is tra nibhayenge,
tum roj khfa hona hum roj tumhe manayenge,
maan jana mnaane se,
warna bhigi palke lekar kahaan jaayenge. . .

Teriyan yaada naal prit paai bethe han,
eh na samjhin teinu bhulaai bethe han,
duriyaan ki karangiyaan dur saanu,
jad ruh wich tenu basaayi bethe han.

Thak gye hum unka intejar krte krte.
Roye hajar bar khud se takrar krte krte.
2 lafj unki juban se na nikle.
Toot gaye hum 1 tarfa pyar krte krte.

Wo has ke mile hum pyar samajh baithe,
bekaar hi ulfat ko ezhar samajh baithe,
itni achhi to na thi kismat hamari,
fir q khud ko unki mohbt ka hakdar samajh baithe

Mat raho dur apno se Itna ki waqt k faisle pr afsos ho jaye,
Kal najane kese ho mulaqat hamari,
wo roye lipatkar humse,
aur hum khamosh ho jaye...

Bahut kuch sikha jati hai jindegi,
hasa kar rula jati hai jindagi,
ji sako to ji lo kyunki bahut kuch baki rahta he
aur khatam ho jati hai zindagi.

Asu ki kimat wo jante hai jo kisiko chahte hai
Dil ka gam wo jante hai jo kisiko yaad karte hai,
HAMARE dard ko wahi jante hai jo HAME Dil Se apana manate HAI

Ankhon k kinare jo hamne bhigoye nhi,
wo samajte h ki hm kabhi roye nhi,
puchhate h ki kya dekha khwab me kal rat ko,
unhe kya pta kai raaton se hm soye nhi.

Nasha Jaruri Hai Jindagi k Liye,
Par Sirf Sharab Hi Nahi Hai Bekhudi Ke Liye.
Kisi Ki Mast Nighon Me Doob Jao,
Bda Hasin Samundar Hai Khudkushi K Liye..

Pyar se chaho to armaan maang lo,
ruthkar chaho to muskan maang lo,
tamnna yeh ki na dena kbhi dokha,
phir hanskar chaho to jaan maang lo.

Ye chhoti si yaden bada sila degi,
gulab ki tarah aapka chehra khila degi.
mat chhodna kabhi hamari yaadon ko,
ye yaade khud aapko hamse mila degi.

Yakin mano wo maut b badi suhani hogi,
Jisme hamari dosti virani hogi.

Par wada raha tumse pahle hum jayenge,
Q ki tumhare aane k liye jannat to sajani hogi.

"Log phoolo se mohabbat karte hai,
Kanto ko kisne yaad kiya,
Hum un se mohabbat karte hain,
Kyonki phoolo ne hme barbaad kiya.....

chahte the jinhe unke dil badal gye,
samunder to wahi tha par sahil badal gye,
katal aisa hua kiston mai mera,
kabhi badle khanjar to kabhi katil badal gye.

kuch badli hui taqdeer nazar aati hai,
dur tak yadon ki janjir nazar aati hai,
mai dekhun bhi to akhir kis tarah,
har chehre pe teri tasveer nazar aati hai.

dil ki suno jazbaat se kaam na lo,
mujhe yad rakho beshaq mera naam na lo,
apka waham hai hum bhul gye apko,
iss tarah meri dosti ka imtihan na lo.

arzoo nhi kisi ko rulayenge hum,
na tamanna hai kisi ko bhulayenge hum,
dua hai rabse jisko itna yaad karen,
usko bhi utna hi yaad aayein hum.

na jaane q mujhe ansu bahana nhi aata,
dard e dil ka haal batana nhi aata,
ekk baar milke bichhud jaate hain mujhse mere sathi,
kya humein hi kisi ka sath nibhana nhi aata?

dard mai koi mausam pyara nhi hota,
pyase dil ka pani se guzara nhi hota,
koi zara samjhe to humari ye bebasi,
hum sabhi k koi humara nhi hota.

apno k chehre jab,kareeb se nazar aayein hain,
tab kahin ja k humein,jeene k hunar aaye hain,
ye ilzaam kisne sangdili,laga diya hum pe,
hum to unki galiyon se,kab k guzar aaye hain.

aap zindgi ho,zindgi ki har khwaish ho,
rab se ki gyi pyar ki meri guzarish ho,
socha na tha kabhi ki aisa bhi ho jayega,
ikk anjaan iss tarah meri jaan ho jayega,
juda na ho hum kabhi bas yahi dua karte hain,
sach yeh hai ki hum tumhai bahut pyar karte hain.

tanhayi na mile kisi ko kisi sath k baad,
judayi na ho kisi ko kisi k sath baad,
na pade kisi ko aadat kisi ki iss tarah ki,
1-1 saans aaye kisi ki yaad k baad.

dil k zakhmon ko unse chhupana pada,
ankh tar hai magar unse muskurana pada,
kaise hain mohabbat ki kasak k bhi kisse,
ruthna chahte the hum unse,par manana pada.

pyar se chaho to armaan mang lo,
ruthker chaho to muskan mang lo,
tamanna yeh ki na dena kabhi dokha,
fir hasker chaho to jaan mang lo.

na jeene ki khushi na marne ka gam,
unse milne ki dua karte hain hum,
jeete hain isliye ki wo ek din ayenge,
marte isliye nhi ki akele reh jayenge.

kash awaaz mai itna asar ho jaye,
hum jise yaad kare usse khabar ho jaye,
aaj rab se yahi dua hai meri,
hum jise chahe wo amar ho jaye.

ashq hain kimti yun na jaya karo,
besabab baat ko na badaya karo,
muntzir hain faqat hum to dedaar k,
chah itni si hai na sataya karo.

waqt kabhi bewafa nhi hota,
har ekk dil se bura nhi hota,
jo dusron ko kehte rehte hain bura,
unhai khud ka sach pata nhi hota.

anjaan si mulaqat pehchan ban gyi,
ik mithe se rishte ki jaan ban gyi,
do kadam aap chale-do kadam hum chale,
aur dosti ki raah asaan ban gyi.

tu jo sapno mai aaye jagaye koi na,
tu jo mile soch mai bulaye koi na,
tere hi khyalo ki mile jo saza humein,
ho jaye umar kaid chhudaye koi na.

mehsus to kar tujhe khuda milega,
har roop mai lekin juda milega,
baduaa na kar kisi k liye tu,
gadda tere liye bhi khuda milega.

milna bichhudna sab kismat ka khel hai,
kahi nafrat to kahin dilon ka mel hai,
bik jata hai har rishta iss duniya mai,
sirf dosti hi yahan 'not4sale' hai.

har khushi hai logo k damann mai,
par ekk hasi k liye waqt nhi,
din raat dodti hai duniya,
zindgi k liye hi waqt nhi.

safar mai sath tha jo rehbar ki tarah,
juda hua wo mujhse musafir ki tarah,
khyal aata hai akhir kaise wo bichhda,
jo har waqt sath tha humsafar ki tarah.

haste rahe aap hazaron k bich mai,
jaise phool khilta hai baharo k bich mai,
roshan ho aap duniya mai kuch iss tarah,
jaise chand hota hai sitaron k bich mai.

unki adavat ka andaz kuch aisa hai,
jakhm deker puchhte hai ab haal kaisa hai,
kisi ek se hum gila bhi kya karen,
saari duniya ka mizaaj hi kuch aisa hai.

tute dilon k bhi sapne hote hain,
dil milne k bhi nagme hote hain,
gar koi gam aaye apki zindgi mai,
humein yaad karna,
qki apne to apne hote hain.

har raat kaali nhi hoti,
har subah suraj ki laali nhi hoti,
sache dil se ho agar koi dua,
fir to woh kabhi khaali nhi hoti.

kisi k pass kuch na ho to hasti hai duniya,
kisi k pass kuch ho to jalti hai duniya,
ganimat hai ki humare pass hai aap jaisa dost,
jiske liye har wqt tarasti hai duniya.

parvah karo uski jo apki parvah kare,
jaan banke utar jao aap uski jaan mai,
jo jaan se bhi jyada apki socha kare.

mohabbat ko matt chhupao use jarurat hai jatane ki,
pyar ko matt chhupao use jarurat hai dikhane ki,
par aap parfuem matt lagao apko jarurat hai nahane ki.

wo kareeb na aaye to izhaar kya karte,
khud bane nishana to shikar kya karte,
mar gye par ankhein khuli reh gyi,
isse jyada unka intezar kya karte.

mushkilo se bhag jaana asaan hota hai,
har kadam zindgi ka imtihan hota hai,
darne walo ko kuch nhi milta zindgi mai,
ladne walon k kadmo mai sara jahaan hota hai.

sab kuch bhula raha tha ki tum yaad aa gye,
gam azmaa rha tha ki tum yaad aa gye,
tanhayion mai aaj wo bhuli hui gazal,
dil gunguna rha tha ki tum yaad aa gye.

chalti nhi duniya kisi k aane se,
rukti nhi duniya kisi k jane se,
pyar to sabko mil jata hai har kabhi,
kami to khalti hai kisi k dur jane se.

hasmukh hai biwi use fulzhari kehte hain,
wo jab bhi hasti hai to phool zharte hain,
kar lijiye yakin kuch meri baat ka,
gul to kya usse gulshan bhi darte hain.

sath chhutne se rishte nhi tuta karte,
dil ruthne se raste nhi bantaa karte,
log kehte hain ki unka sapna tut gya,
tut ti hai neend kabhi sapne nhi tuta karte.

chand pe kali ghata chhati to hogi,
sitaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi,
tum lakh chhupao duniya se,magar,
akele mai khud pe hansi aati to hogi.

baju mai bethai log begane hue,
jo the apne wo sayane hue,
mere reham ki chhaanv mai ab tak rahe,
ajnabi ab unke thikane hue.

na jane kya mujhse zamana chahta hai,
mera dil todke mujhko hasana chahta hai,
na jane kya baat zhalakti hai mere chehre se,
har shakhs mujhe azmana chahta hai.

hum rahe na rahe kal kya pata,
bhul bhi jayiye humari khata,
intezar ki bhi to had ho chali,
ab to bata do apne ghar ka pata.

aisa nhi ki mai uske bager mar jaunga,
mai to behta dariya hun sagar mai uttar jaunga,
wo taras jayega pyar ki ekk boond k liye,
mai to badal ban kisi aur pe baras jaunga.

jab nigaho ki hoti h takrar,
dil se pyar ka hota h ikrar,
fir chamann ki baat kya hai janaab,
tab patzhar mai bhi jati hai bahar.

jujhta hai aadmi din-raat roti k liye,
kar raha hai aadmi har baat roti k liye,
dekhte hain wakye hum iss badalte daur mai,
bechta hai aadmi jazbaat roti k liye.

soch lena kadam uthane se pehle,
na mooh mod lena thorr aane se pehle,
tere seene mai bhi dil hai agar janemann,
soch lena mera dil dukhane se pehle.

teri muskurahat meri pehchan hai,
teri khushi hi to meri jaan hai,
akele kuch bhi nhi hai meri zindgi,
teri dosti hi to meri shaan hai.

udte pecho-kham ne dewana bana diya,
ikk baat kya kahi ki afsana bana diya,
shama ki tarah husn nikhar bikhar raha,
jalne ki arzoo mai parwana bana diya.

juthi kasme kha lo baba,
aayi bala ko taalo baba,
rishwat k hain dariya behte,
dubki tum bhi kha lo baba,
jab bhi bolo jhut hi bolo,
aadat aisi dalo baba,
kursi akhir kursi hai bas,
jaise-taise pa lo baba.

bahon ko bahon mai kasle,
gulmohar ki tarah has le,
kharon ki himakat dekho,
phoolon k gaalo ko mas le.

sitare asmaan se chamakte hain,
badal dur se hi baraste hain,
hum bhi azeeb hain,aap dil mai hain,
aur hum mulaqat ko taraste hain.

aah bharte hain magar ro nhi sakte,
jaan hazir hai magar de nhi sakte,
arzoo dil mai hai magar mil nhi sakte,
yad karte hain magar keh nhi sakte.

kabhi khamoshi bahut kuch keh jati hai,
tadapne k liye sirf yaad reh jati hai,
kya fark padta hai dil ho ya koyla,
jalne k baad to sirf rakh reh jati hai.

Mujhe chand Taro se Kya Lena dena
apke Bin in Baharo Se Kya lena Dena
Bus apka Pyar Basa rahe Is dil mein,
Mujhe zmane ki Nazaro se kya lena dena.

Ultimate SMS-9

QuestinBoy says to Girl- Come in to my heart..Girl- SANDAL NIKALU KYA ?
Boy- Hat Pagli... Mera Dil koi Mandir thodi hai, Pahan kar hi Aaja.

Q :- How do you tell a rose to go to the moon?
socho.. socho.. nahi pata
A :-!Gulab Ja'moon'!ha ha ha.......

Success formula:
Seediyan unke liye bani hain jinhe chatt per jana hai..
Aasman par ho jinki nazar,unhe to rasta khud bnana hai. G.m.

Har koi "MUSKAN" mange Apse, Har phul "KHUSHBU" mange Aapse,
KHUDA kare ki Aapki ZINDAGI me itni "ROSHNI" ho, Ki BiJLi Wale Bhi "CONNECTION" mange AAPSE...!

Har ladki 'RANI LAXMI BAI' hoti he Jab mayke me rehti hai to 'RANI' Jab shadi hokar jati h to 'LAXMI'
Aur Sasural k kam karte-karte 'BAI' ban jati h. .

Har Rang kuch kehta hai,koi feeka koi gahara hota hai,
gulal ka rang mujhe maloom nahi,
par pyar ka rang hemesha gahara hota hai..

Macchar jo kate apko to mat hona hairan.
wah wah! macchar jo kate apko to mat hona hairan,
ANJAANE ME HI SAHI,aap kar rahe hai 'RAKTDAAN'! Think different.

Mangi thi dua maine rab se,
dena kuch aisa jo ho alag sab se.
Rab ne mila diya hamko aapse or kaha sambhalo bas yahi cartoon different hai sab se..

Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya h LG nagar me,
samsung hospital k motorola ward me h,
Dr. nokia or Dr. spice ka kehna h ki sms ki botle chahiye..! plz help me.

Mud gorning!Lest of buck,Have a dice nay..cake tare Soli yar,
Laat ko ziada pee lee thi sisi liye ispeling fistek ho rahi hai,
Mon't Dind...

Marwari ro accident hogyo doctor bolyo tanko lagano padsi.
Marwari keve kita rs. Lagi? Dr. 2000. Marwari: tanko lagano hai kasido thodi kadno hai.

Ek engg. Studnt ki mummy:Suno g hamara ladka bhut paise udane laga h,
jaha b chupati hu khoj leta h?
DAD:Saale ki book me chupa de 6 mahine tak khoj nhi paega.

Dillagi abhi na karo dard paoge
beet gaya waqt to yaad karte hi reh jaoge
karna he hai to padhai karo
exam me kya mere sms likh kar aaoge .

Dimag Ho To Jawab Do
Apke Bhai Ki Chachi Ki Sas K Bhai Ki Biwi Ki SaasK Pti K Jamai K Pote Ki Maa Ki Nanad Ka Bhai Apka Kya Lagega?
Challange For u.
reply is must

Door se dekha to ande ubal rahe the door se dekha to ande ubal rahe the
paas me gayi nahi kyoki navratri chal rahe the
hehehehe:-)

Dosti ho to aisi.Veeru:Me apna purse ghar bhul aya mujhe 1000Rs chahiye.
Jay:Dost hi dost k kaam aata hai,le 10 Rs,riksha karr or purse le aa

DUNIYA me 6 Arab Log rhte he lekin Hum apko hi sms kyu karte he?
Shayad isLiye k yeh 5 Arab 99 karod,99 lakh,99 hazar,999 Log Apki jagah nahi le sakte..

Aap DOSTI ka wo DAAG ho-Jise Hum TIDE se Dho Nhi Sakte.RIN se Saaf Nahi kr Sakte.
SURF XL se Mita Nahi Sakte.Kyun ki,"kuch DaaG Achhe Hote hai" .

Agar Apko Koi B Anjaan Parcel Mile
To Kripya Use Na Khole
Usme Meri Photo Ho Sakti h . . .
Apki Zara Si Laparwahi Apko Mera DIWANA Bana Sakti He

"Main Tumhe Bhulne Ki bahut Kochich Kalta hun,
Pal Kya kalun mumy loz BADAAM Khila Deti Hai,
Aul tumhali Yaad Fil aa Jati hai".

Lecture me masti thi.Hamari b Kuch hasti thi.
Teachrs ka sahara tha.
Dil ye aawara tha.
Kaha aa gaye is "DEGREE"k aafat me,
yar wo SCHOOL hi KITNA PYARA THA...
missing thos days:-)

Life me chahe kitne b dukh mile,Gum mile..
Apne ansu beh jane dena..
Unhe mat rokna..bcoz..
ruke hue Pani me hi Malaria wale macchar Ande dete hain.

Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa Likho,
K PEN B Rone Pr Majboor Ho jaye,,,
Har ANSWER Me Woh Dard Bhar do,
K Check krne Wala saala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye.


frnds r d most dangerous guys in d world
bcoz tey wil dye for d friendship at d same time they wil ask treat for dying.frndz rocks...

golden quote read dost:
"if friendship is ur weakest point then you are the strongest person in the world" :-)

thought of the day->
jo hum chahte hain wo hume aasani se nhi milta
lekin zindgi ka sach ye hai ki->>
hum wahi chahte hain jo aasani se nhi hota.

"behind every successful man there is a women"
but nobody knows d fact
"women go only behind successful men"

sweet morning of sweet person who has passed sweet night 2 c sweet dream and wants 2 pass a sweet day with sweet talks n sweet smile..
have a sweet day....

umeedo par kabhi bharosa na karna
jo bure ho lamhe usse socha na karna
kami mehsus ho jiski uska khyal mat karna
aap khud mai khaas ho ye humesha yad rkhna.

Mohabat sabko mil jaye jaruri to nhi.
Woh b hume chahe jaruri to nhi.
Kuch log bahut yad aate hai.
Hum bhi unki yaad ban jaye jaruri to nahi.