Ultimate SMS-9

QuestinBoy says to Girl- Come in to my heart..Girl- SANDAL NIKALU KYA ?
Boy- Hat Pagli... Mera Dil koi Mandir thodi hai, Pahan kar hi Aaja.

Q :- How do you tell a rose to go to the moon?
socho.. socho.. nahi pata
A :-!Gulab Ja'moon'!ha ha ha.......

Success formula:
Seediyan unke liye bani hain jinhe chatt per jana hai..
Aasman par ho jinki nazar,unhe to rasta khud bnana hai. G.m.

Har koi "MUSKAN" mange Apse, Har phul "KHUSHBU" mange Aapse,
KHUDA kare ki Aapki ZINDAGI me itni "ROSHNI" ho, Ki BiJLi Wale Bhi "CONNECTION" mange AAPSE...!

Har ladki 'RANI LAXMI BAI' hoti he Jab mayke me rehti hai to 'RANI' Jab shadi hokar jati h to 'LAXMI'
Aur Sasural k kam karte-karte 'BAI' ban jati h. .

Har Rang kuch kehta hai,koi feeka koi gahara hota hai,
gulal ka rang mujhe maloom nahi,
par pyar ka rang hemesha gahara hota hai..

Macchar jo kate apko to mat hona hairan.
wah wah! macchar jo kate apko to mat hona hairan,
ANJAANE ME HI SAHI,aap kar rahe hai 'RAKTDAAN'! Think different.

Mangi thi dua maine rab se,
dena kuch aisa jo ho alag sab se.
Rab ne mila diya hamko aapse or kaha sambhalo bas yahi cartoon different hai sab se..

Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya h LG nagar me,
samsung hospital k motorola ward me h,
Dr. nokia or Dr. spice ka kehna h ki sms ki botle chahiye..! plz help me.

Mud gorning!Lest of buck,Have a dice nay..cake tare Soli yar,
Laat ko ziada pee lee thi sisi liye ispeling fistek ho rahi hai,
Mon't Dind...

Marwari ro accident hogyo doctor bolyo tanko lagano padsi.
Marwari keve kita rs. Lagi? Dr. 2000. Marwari: tanko lagano hai kasido thodi kadno hai.

Ek engg. Studnt ki mummy:Suno g hamara ladka bhut paise udane laga h,
jaha b chupati hu khoj leta h?
DAD:Saale ki book me chupa de 6 mahine tak khoj nhi paega.

Dillagi abhi na karo dard paoge
beet gaya waqt to yaad karte hi reh jaoge
karna he hai to padhai karo
exam me kya mere sms likh kar aaoge .

Dimag Ho To Jawab Do
Apke Bhai Ki Chachi Ki Sas K Bhai Ki Biwi Ki SaasK Pti K Jamai K Pote Ki Maa Ki Nanad Ka Bhai Apka Kya Lagega?
Challange For u.
reply is must

Door se dekha to ande ubal rahe the door se dekha to ande ubal rahe the
paas me gayi nahi kyoki navratri chal rahe the
hehehehe:-)

Dosti ho to aisi.Veeru:Me apna purse ghar bhul aya mujhe 1000Rs chahiye.
Jay:Dost hi dost k kaam aata hai,le 10 Rs,riksha karr or purse le aa

DUNIYA me 6 Arab Log rhte he lekin Hum apko hi sms kyu karte he?
Shayad isLiye k yeh 5 Arab 99 karod,99 lakh,99 hazar,999 Log Apki jagah nahi le sakte..

Aap DOSTI ka wo DAAG ho-Jise Hum TIDE se Dho Nhi Sakte.RIN se Saaf Nahi kr Sakte.
SURF XL se Mita Nahi Sakte.Kyun ki,"kuch DaaG Achhe Hote hai" .

Agar Apko Koi B Anjaan Parcel Mile
To Kripya Use Na Khole
Usme Meri Photo Ho Sakti h . . .
Apki Zara Si Laparwahi Apko Mera DIWANA Bana Sakti He

"Main Tumhe Bhulne Ki bahut Kochich Kalta hun,
Pal Kya kalun mumy loz BADAAM Khila Deti Hai,
Aul tumhali Yaad Fil aa Jati hai".

Lecture me masti thi.Hamari b Kuch hasti thi.
Teachrs ka sahara tha.
Dil ye aawara tha.
Kaha aa gaye is "DEGREE"k aafat me,
yar wo SCHOOL hi KITNA PYARA THA...
missing thos days:-)

Life me chahe kitne b dukh mile,Gum mile..
Apne ansu beh jane dena..
Unhe mat rokna..bcoz..
ruke hue Pani me hi Malaria wale macchar Ande dete hain.

Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa Likho,
K PEN B Rone Pr Majboor Ho jaye,,,
Har ANSWER Me Woh Dard Bhar do,
K Check krne Wala saala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye.


frnds r d most dangerous guys in d world
bcoz tey wil dye for d friendship at d same time they wil ask treat for dying.frndz rocks...

golden quote read dost:
"if friendship is ur weakest point then you are the strongest person in the world" :-)

thought of the day->
jo hum chahte hain wo hume aasani se nhi milta
lekin zindgi ka sach ye hai ki->>
hum wahi chahte hain jo aasani se nhi hota.

"behind every successful man there is a women"
but nobody knows d fact
"women go only behind successful men"

sweet morning of sweet person who has passed sweet night 2 c sweet dream and wants 2 pass a sweet day with sweet talks n sweet smile..
have a sweet day....

umeedo par kabhi bharosa na karna
jo bure ho lamhe usse socha na karna
kami mehsus ho jiski uska khyal mat karna
aap khud mai khaas ho ye humesha yad rkhna.

Mohabat sabko mil jaye jaruri to nhi.
Woh b hume chahe jaruri to nhi.
Kuch log bahut yad aate hai.
Hum bhi unki yaad ban jaye jaruri to nahi.