Funny Shers\Shayris

exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI, exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI. **************************************** Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola **************************************** Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai. Aye zalim Deodrant lagane me tumhara kya jata hai ?! **************************************** Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Bell bajain ge aur bhaag jayenge ! **************************************** Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha. Pakra to chor diya yeh soch kar ki.... kambakht ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha! **************************************** Humane aapki yad me cigarate jalai Magar kambakhat dhooein ne bhi teri tasveer banayi. **************************************** Jab tota howa dirty Tote se boli maina Jab tota hua dirty Tote se boli maina don't u worry...... Surf excel hai na!  **************************************** Aaj ka kam kal kar pyare kal ka parso Itni bhi kya jaldi hai jab jena hai barso. **************************************** Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai Laila ghar mein aur majnoo jail mein hote hai. **************************************** Aur bhi bahut si cheezain lut chu-ki hai dil ke saath Ye bataya doostoon ne ishq furmane ke baad Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez "check" karta hoon main "Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad" **************************************** Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindagi main,badi josh ke sath! Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindagi main,badi shor ke sath! Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath ! Kyon ki usey kal sham ko dekha kisi aur ke sath ! **************************************** Unki zulfoon pe pyaar aaya Paas ja kar dekha tu sardar paya **************************************** Apple katety hai knife se,juice pite hai pipe se, haha kya zamana agaya hai, joote khate hai wife se. **************************************** Zoron ki baarish Makes u wonder... Zoron ki baarish Makes u wonder.. is this what they call Taste The Thunder! **************************************** Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak [Audience: Are bhai,aage bhi to bolo.] Hawa he hawa hai.[wah wah wah] **************************************** Pyar mein kisi ne Dhoka to kisi ne kasam khayi hai, Hum woh majnoo hain jisne sirf  laat khayi hai. **************************************** Main tere pyar mein pagal howa chaliye Mein tere pyar mein pagal howa chaliye, Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye. **************************************** Dharti, tarey, pahaar, pathar Dharti, tarey, pahaar, pathar....... Ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar, tihathar! **************************************** Aaj asmaan mein taare aise chamak rahae hain Aaj asmaan mein taare aise chamak rahae hain, Bilkul jaise kal chamak rahae thae...(wah wah) **************************************** Dooor se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi..... Dooor se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi..... Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi **************************************** Dooor se dekha to Pathar dikhta tha..... Dooor se dekha... to Pathar dikhtaa thaa..... Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa... **************************************** Dooor se dekha to paani baras raha tha Dooor se dekha to paani baras raha tha Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya... ***************************************** Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman ro raha hai Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman ro raha hai Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai? **************************************** Kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote..... Kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote..... Chand to tu hai hi ...sitaare bhee saaath hote !!! **************************************** Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehte Hain, Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain, Biwi Se Jo Darre, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain. **************************************** Jise dil diya woh delhi chali gayi.. Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi... Dil ne kaha khudkushi kar le zalim... Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi...(manhoos) **************************************** Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga. **************************************** Gum woh cheez hai ... Gum woh cheez hai ... jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai . (wah wah wah wah ) **************************************** Tum aa gaye ho,Noor aa gaya hai Chalo teeno picture chalen..... **************************************** Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan **************************************** Before Marrige :- takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi milti After Marriage :- takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi marti **************************************** Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa. **************************************** Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita Sin theta by cos theta is equal to tan theta wah wah wah wah wah..... **************************************** Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow..bhow **************************************** Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar **************************************** Chai mai patti nahi to chai ka kya maza . Chai mai pati nahi to chai ka kya maza. Collage mai ladki nahi to padna ka kya maza . **************************************** Aaakhain Taras Gaye Tumhara Khyal Aa Gaya Ab To Chehra Dikha Do, Naya Saal Aaa Gaya **************************************** Jahaan Gaaye The Khushiyon Ke Taraane Muqaddar Dekhiye Roye Wahiin Par Hue Masjid Se Gum Juute Hamaare JahaaN Se Paaye The, Khoye Wahiin Par. **************************************** Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki Mail Aanna Band Hai....... Aap hi humse naraz hain ya Mail Server band Hai........ **************************************** Pyar mein kitne ghar doob gaye yaaron.. Pyar mein kitne ghar doob gaye yaaron.. Pyar mein pandrah-bees ghar doob gaye yaaron.. (wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyaaan) **************************************** kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ...... ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai?? ****************************************   Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe, tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya; kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi? **************************************** Woh chham chham karke aayee Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee... **************************************** Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par, laakh rupaye ki bat thi, do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)  **************************************** shairi to aati nahi shayar banne chale shairi to aati nahi shayar banne chale sar pe baal nahi amitabh bachan banne chale  **************************************** Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di Apartment manga.. bangla diya; dost manga to tumhain diya.. Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia   **************************************** Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai Ishq Karna Hai ToBaharaa Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai. **************************************** Industrian sari mere yaar kha gaye Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar kha gaye Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye. **************************************** Maana Ke Main Pura Musalman To Nahi Par Apne Deen Se Nata To Jor Sakta Hoon Nemaz Roza Kuch Na Sahi Shab-E-Barat Patakhe To Chor Sakta Hoon **************************************** Apni tabiyat ko zara sambhliye , is pyaar mein itna na uchaliye , dil mein agar dard hai ,toh........ IODEX maliye aur kaam par chaliye. **************************************** Aashiq paagal ho jaate hain pyaar mein jo kasar reh jati hai vo puri ho jaati hai intzaar mein magar yeh unki dilruba nahi samajhti Vo baith kar chali jaati hai kissi aur ki Car mein **************************************** Itna khoobsurat kaise muskura lete ho itna qaatil kaise sharmaa lete ho kitni aassani se jaan le ley leti ho kissi ne sikhaya hai ja bachpan se he kameene ho. lol.....                                         **************************************** I have seen the world from near and far, found someone,She came in my life like Bahaar I thought i found my future, Feel in pyaar Something happend to me, I called that a Bukhaar. I never realized,is it Din aur Raat. All the time Love was getting sawaar, Used of think of Her bar bar. In these kind of afairs.Always remains,Hoshiyaar. I used to think I will have berraa par. But that Girl made me too much khuaar. What did i get in return.Mere yaar I will recommend people,NEVER KARNA PYAAR . **************************************** Na tere kaam ka, Na mere kaamka , Na duniya ke kaam ka, Na kisi aur ke kaam ka, Us ne DIL diya mujhe 10gm ka...!!!   **************************************** Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de **************************************** Ishq kay samander main ghota lagaya Pani both thanda tha main bahar nikal aya **************************************** Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya  **************************************** Saray arman darya wich bah gay wo mujh ko Bhai type kar gay **************************************** Tairay bina chat ka maza mujhay bhata nahe jistarhan phika gharboza koi khata nahe **************************************** Mila jo waqat mujhay un say chat karnay ka maira naseb k light nay sath chor deya **************************************** Din ko bhe ham online huvay raat ko bhe mukhtalif rooms may bhe chat kartay rahay sara din type kartay rahay  phir bhe magar na type huvay janay kia kambakht kharabe the keyboard may jo words type nahe  huvay **************************************** Chat karo ya block karo gila nahe kartay light na ho tu chatters yaqenan online aya nahe kartay kardo delete mujh ko magar ye khayal rahay ham jaisay chatters bar bar mila nahe kartay **************************************** Unki chat ko kabhe ghor say parha hai nahe sanjedge hai aur na he mazah hai **************************************** Hamare typing tu aik fun hai lagta hai tu hamre chating say buhat he tang hai **************************************** Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai **************************************** haseen chehrun se soorat shanaai hoti rehti hai samjh lo ibtadaai karwaai hoti rehti hai humari bivi aur mehngaai hain sagi behnain humaari jaib ki aksar safaai hoti rehti hai **************************************** Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye wo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu wo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum... ****************************************

Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena... Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena..... **************************************** Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho. Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho. Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ? **************************************** Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal khatam ho gayi!! **************************************** Maine poocha chand se... Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin..... Chand bola.... 12036 entries found ! **************************************** Reh reh ker mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal ata hai, Woh kambakhat na janay kaun se sabun se nahata hai. **************************************** Suna hai mohabbat mein neend ud jaati hai Suna hai mohabbat mein neend ud jaati hai koi humse bhi to mohabbat kare kambakhat neend bohat aati hai. **************************************** Main ne ek sapna dekha, Sapnay main koi apna dekha. Aye jhootay chal,teray glasses to meray paas thay. **************************************** humne bhukhe reh kar aapko milaya phone, aapne khaate hue pocha hum aapke hain kaun??? **************************************** Zindagi Hai To Khwaab Hai Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Hai Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai Vishvas hai to Paisa hai Paisa hai to Shohrat hai Shohrat hai to Izzat Hai Izzat hai to Ladki hai Ladki hai to Tension hai Tension hai to Concern hai Concern hai to a Khayaal hai Khayaal hai to Khwaab hai Khawab hai to Growth hai Growth hai to Zindagi hai Zindagi hai to khwaab hai Matlab duniya Gol Gol hai Bas Ghoomnewala chahiye...... ehehehe    **************************************** Soldier Soldier.....pressure cooker khol kar Sabzi meri uraa le gaya. **************************************** gaa to main bhi sakta hoon, magar meri aawaz bewafa hai, baja to main bhi sakta hoon, magar mera saaz bewafa hai, Shahjahan gumaan mat kar haseen taj mahal par, bana to main bhi sakta hoon, magar meri mumtaz bewafa hai. **************************************** Chandni raat mein Hatho mein hath Peeche se padi Gadhe ki laat. **************************************** Tajmahal ki deewaron pe aaj bhi likha hua hien Tajmahal ki deewaron pe aaj bhi likha hua hien Yahan thookna mana hai !! **************************************** Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main so so ke note bichata hoon Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon.......... **************************************** shaayar: ekhattar, bahattar , tihattar..... ekhattar, bahattar , tihattar..... ekhattar, bahattar , tihattar..... ekhattar, bahattar , tihattar..... audience: iske age kuch hai ke nahi? shaayar: haan hai na chohattar, pichhattar, chiyattar.. chohattar, pichhattar, chiyattar.. chohattar, pichhattar, chiyattar.. **************************************** I have a confession to make, ever since I have known u, Its kinda hard for me to forget u. Every night u appear in my dreams, And I find my self shouting..... BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!! **************************************** brandy,whishky,shampaign ya rum paise uranay main kisi se na hum kum. **************************************** Jo ek galti kare - Anjaan Jo do galti kare - Nadaan Jo teen galti kare - Shaitaan Jo galtiyon pe galti kare - Pakistan Aur, Jo har galti maaf kare - Hindustan ! **************************************** Mera har sawal tere jawab se acha hoga mera har gul tere gulab se acha hoga yakin na aaye to dekh lena mera janaja bhi teri baraat se acha hoga... **************************************** Teri lovely aankhoon ne mujh pe aisa effect kiya! sab ko reject kar maine tum ko select kiya !! **************************************** Humne jise chaha usne humse pyar karne ka izahaar kiya ! Humne jise pyar kiya usne muskurate hue kisi aur ka naam liya **************************************** woh larki bari pyaari thi jisko mein ne ankh mari thi woh sandal bari pyaari thi jo usne mujhe mari thi **************************************** Na tum chuth(terrace) pe aati Na main deewana hota Na tum patthar maarti Na mien kana hota **************************************** sharif wo hai to badnaam mai bhi nahi bewafa wo hai to wafa maine sikhi bhi nahi manzil pe aake kahati ho ki shadishuda hu to ye jaan lo ki kuwara mai bhi nahi. **************************************** Khuda jane mohabbat ko kya dastoor hota hai, hum jisse pyar karten hain wohe hum so dor hota hai........ **************************************** Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya. **************************************** Mere marne ke baad mere doston, yu aansoo na bahana, Agar meri yaad aaye to, seedhe upar chale aana. **************************************** Kahin dhoop, kahi chaon kahin dhoop kahin chaon... Kaon-Kaon-Kaon-Kaon **************************************** Who sadak ke us paar thi hum sadak ke is paar the kuch hum aaghe badhe kuch who aage badhi hum kuch aur aage badhe who bhi kuch aur aage badhi hum kuch aur aage badhe who bhi kuch aur aage badhi ab hum sadak ke us paar the aur who sadak ke is paar thi !! (wah wah wah waaaahhhh) **************************************** Abhi abhi to pyaar ka PC kiya hai chaloo Apne dil ke hard disk pe aur kitni files daloon **************************************** Kyon apni kabar khud-hi khod raha hai Galib... Kyon apni kabar khud-hi khod raha hai Galib... La, phawda mujhe de.(wah wah  wah wahh) **************************************** Maine tujhe dekha Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya. **************************************** Ghar ghar main diya jale To diwali mat samjho Agar main tere peeche paroon To mawali mat samjho **************************************** Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele  ka chhilka Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya. **************************************** Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge **************************************** Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do Hum yaheen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do **************************************** Aasman se gira ek chaand ka tukda, Usse Bhi Sundar Aapka Mukhra. Na Teer, Na Talvaar Se Ghayal Hue Hain... Teri Sirf Ik Nazaar Se, Zalim, Shaayar Howe Hain. **************************************** Janaza Mera Nikla, Duniya Dekhne Nikli Magar Woh Zalim Na Nikli, Jiske Liye Mera Janaza Nikla **************************************** Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye Sare Shayair Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Pathe Rah Gaye **************************************** Ek Sher sunaata hoon bade dhyan se suno Mujhe sher nahi aata kisi aur se suno. **************************************** Tere ishq main janam kya se kya Haal Ho Gaya Badan Se Badboo Aa Rahee Hai, Nahay Zamana HoGaya. **************************************** Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat What is your ICQ number, chalo aao karein chat! **************************************** Safed hai Kurta, safed hai pyjama! Safed hai Kurta, safed hai pyjama! Safed hai Kurta, safed hai pyjama! Alpha, Beta, Theta, Gamma! **************************************** Jab tumne thaam lee hai mere jeevan ki dor, Jab tumne thaam lee hai mere jeevan ki dor, Yeh dil maange more..Yeh dil maange more.. **************************************** Har Waqt Ikrar Karne Par jawab Milta Hein Nahin Har Waqt Ikrar Karne Par jawab Milta Hein Nahin Itne Zulm Seh Chuke Hoon, Unme Ek Zulm Aur Sahi.  **************************************** Door se dekha to sher tha Door se dekha to sher tha Is liye paas gaya hi nahi...   **************************************** Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai. **************************************** Aaj didar,kal yaar,parso pyar,phir ekrar phir intazar,baad main takrar,phir daraar saari mehnat bekaar,aur aakhir mein ek aur "DEVDAS" at the Beer Bar **************************************** jab jab humein pyass lagti hain, unke aane ki aas lagti hain, unki deewnagi main hum ho gaye itne deewane, ki har "Ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai" **************************************** Kitna Kamzoor ho gya hoon tumari judai se Kitna Kamzoor ho gya hoon tumari judai se ki khatmal utha Le jate hain mujhe charpai se... **************************************** Unki gali ke chakkar lgaate lgaate kute humare yaar ho gaye vo to humare ho na sakke magar hum kuto ke sardaar ho gaye **************************************** Tajmahal kya cheez hai, isse badi imarat banaunga, Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi, tuzhe to mein zinda dafnaunga. **************************************** Dil kay armaa aanso'oo may bah gaye Un kay bachay hamay mamu kah gaye **************************************** Suraj ko tere kadmo mein bicha du Chaand-sitaaro se tumahri maang saja du agar jhoth bolna paap na ho to baato hee baato mein tumahre liye 5-7 Taj Mahal banva du... **************************************** Rat ka waqt hai or masjid hai qareeb uthiye jaldi se ke peghame amal laya hoon ghar main hain filhal jitne bhi purane jote aap bhi jake badal lain main badal aya hoon **************************************** Tum bhi becahare,hum bhi becahare Fittay mu tumhara,fittay mu hamara **************************************** Apki chatting may dobnay ko dil chahta hai magar kia karoon kambakht bech may computer ajata hai **************************************** Ab ham tum he say karain gay chat  d for dog n c for cat **************************************** Roz ye kahte hoon delete kardoon ga usay roz he chat karnay baith jata hoon **************************************** Aik fun he tu ham nay sekha hai loagon ko add kejeyae phir delete kardejeyae **************************************** Chatters say ulagh kar unhain mun chirana maire fitrat hai mujhay block honay pay ashk bahana nahe ata **************************************** Apni chat say main bhe wakif nahe jab maire batain samjh lo mujhko bhe samjha daina **************************************** Main nay bhe dartay dartay net k samander may ghota lagaya jab koi bhe na pata tu main bahar nikal aya **************************************** Ebtaidah ye k add huvay intayha ye k delete hogay **************************************** Jo kartay hain ache chat wo bhe hojatay hain block daikho **************************************** Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga, mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi, sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ?? Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG ! **************************************** Dosti karo collegwali se, pyar karo officewali se, program karo padoswali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilwali se, aur mar khao gharwali se **************************************** jab jab hamain piyaas lagti hai unn k aane ki aass lagti hai unn ki diwaangi mein hum ho ge aisay dewaney k abb har ladki ki maan apni saas lagti hai **************************************** I am lamp you are light. I am Coke you are Sprite. I am Sawan you are badal . I am Normal you are Pagal. I am Water you are Tanki . I am Tarzan you are Monkey.... ****************************************