Ultimate SMS-5

New style of proposing-
Boy: Can u pose for a photo?
Girl: y ?
Boy: Just wanted to show my children how their mom looked in her younger days..

Nepali ko chirag mila...
jinn nikla bola 3 wish maango!
Nepali: 1.Ek Bada bangla.
2.Usme khoob daulatmand aadmi.
3.Uuuuska Choukidaar humko bana do shaabji..!

Flowers die,
Stories end,
Songs fade,
Memories r forgotton.
All things cum 2 end, bt people like u always remain 4ever.
coz





BHOOT-PRET Amar hote hai.... ..

Fool Tumhe Bheja Hai SmS Me
Jara KhoL K to Dekhiye



Dikha kya


Nahi Na







Are fool
Ye April Ka FOOL Hai
Jo Tumhe Fool Bana Gya..

FOOLse FOOLne FOOLonki FOOLwari me FOOL k sath wish kiya-'O FOOL, U r d most beautiFOOL, wonderFOOL & colorFOOL amongst all FOOOLS.Hapy AprilFOOL .

Full Form Of BOYS?
B -Badmashiyo Me Sab Se Aage..
O -oolluo Ki Tarah Raat Me Jage..
Y -Yari Nibhate Jaan Laga Ke..
S -Shareef Sirf Maa Baap Ke Aage........

Jaan . Jaan . Jaan . Jaan . Jaan . . . Jaan . . . . . Jaan baksh do meri .
Mere sMs k Deewano . Hr wqt Mobile hath me liye mere sMs ka wait mt kiya kro.

Jeevan k kathin rasto pe kaun apna sath nibhata hai?
Mummy/papa?
Nahi....
Husband/wife?
Nahi...
Frinds?
Nahi...
Husbend?
Nahi...
Arey stupid apna chappal..

One Of The BASIC Difference Between GOD & HUMAN is,
GOD Gives,Gives, Gives & FORGIVES
But HUMAN Gets, Gets,Gets & FORGETS!

One of the intelligent monkey is missing in a zoo.!
Its name is.
Is
is
is
dont worry it is nt u,bcz it is intelligent.

Kyu Chalti H Pawan??
Bcoz of Evaporation..

Kyu Ghome h Gagan??
Bcos of Earths Rotation..

Kyu Machalta h Mann??
Bcoz of Disorder in
Digestion..

Kyu Gu h Qarar??
Bcoz of Takin Tension..

Kyu Hota h Pyar??
Bcoz of stupidity of heart..

I Explained You Everything!!
Ab mat bolna
"Na Tum Jano Na Hum":-)..

Killer shayri:

Maine mara thappad bina warning?

Wah..Wah


Maine mara thappad bina warning?

Wah..Wah

Everybody goodmorning goodmorning goodmorning...:-)..

Kid- Mam..Aap Murghi Ho Kya?
Madam- Kyun?

Kid- Aap Hamesha Mujhe Test Me Aanda Deti Ho..

Koi dil ki awaj pahchanta nahi,
kisko kya dard hai koi janta nahi.
Hum bhi nahi chahte SMS se paresan karna, magar kya kare?

"DIL HAI KI MANTA NAHI"..

Khud ko karo kanjoos itna ki. har sms bhejne se pehle SERVICE CENTER wale khud call kar k Aap se ye puche
MADAM sach me bhejna hai ya galti se sent ho gaya.

Kisi b muskil mod par Hum n kahenge apko
C U,
Rahenge sath hmesha
Me & U,
Kal Hum n rahe is duniya me
To rakhkr Phul meri Photo par kehna
"Stupid I miss U".

Kya Aap 5vi Paas Se Tez hai...To isSawal ka Jawab sirf HAA ya NAA me Dijiye..!!
"Kya Apne Mandir Se JUTE - CHAPPALChurana BAND kr diya..?? Pls rply

Kya Andaz hai,

Kya jalve hai,

Kya style hai,

Kya smile hai,

Msg to karte nahi ho
aur
Garve se kehte ho mere paas
Mobile hai....

Kya kare in dosto ka... Dhire-dhire hame bhulane lage hai....
Bheja karte the kitne hi sms rojana....
Ab ek sms ke liye bhi tarsane lage hai.

Ultimate line told by every parent to child
"beta dil laga ke padhai karo"




ab unhe kaun samjhaye




dil lagne ke baad
padhai kahan hoti hai!

GEETA SAAR:
Mob nirjiv h
Sim uski atma hai
SMS wo gyan he jo batne se badta he,
Isliye Hey Prani! balance ki moh maya tyag k nirntar sms kr.

Gareebi Kya Hai.
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Jab 1 Ladki 2 Rupye Me Kiss Karne Ko Taiyaar Ho....
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Aur
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Aapke Paas Sirf 1 Rupya Ho...!

Rocking pj:
wt is d diff b/w fly &mosquito?
.


Fly can fly but mosquito cannot mosquito.


U want 1more?
Take dis
Mosquito can fly but fly cant mosquito

Raat 2 Baje Kisi Ne Bajai Ghar Ki Bell... Wah Wah.
Raat 2 Baje Kisi Ne Bajai Ghar Ki Bell... Maine Gate Khola,
Chokidar Bola: All Is Well...All Is Well...

Raat ke pehlu me,
Chand sitare chaaye hai.

Raatke pehlu me,
Chand sitare chaaye hai.

Madam darwaja kholiye,hum CID se aye hai.

Rat ko 12 baje ldki ne B'frnd ko call kiya or kaha mere ghar pe koi nhi he.
ldka uske ghar pe gaya sachmuch koi nhi tha "Tala laga hua tha". ha ha ha

R U still soying?
C birds r chillaying,
murga is
kukrukuing,
Sun is nikling,
flowers r khushboo maring,
Mor is nachig,
all r Kahing 2 U
Gd mrng

Par sabse zyada hairaan me is baat pe hu ki






mere dost...
kitne Kamine h.







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